Washington DC - Lawyers acting for the Nebraska Somnambulists Association [NSA] are insisting that surveillance of the group's members on spurious First Amendment get-out clauses threatens the very essence of the United States Constitution. The As...
NEW YORK CITY - One of the Big Apple's most recognizable citizens has virtually fallen off the radar screen. Friends of the highly costumed singer Lady Gaga are reporting that they have no idea what is going on with the "Born This Way" singer.
New York - Reports about a collapsed subterranean tunnel on a defunct spur of Manhattan's IRT trunk line containing a 'bricked-up train full of skeletons' were erased from US national records according to CIA whistleblower Edward Snowden. The fug...
MOSCOW - The notorious NSA Whistleblower, Edward Snowden, recently sat down at a Giggling Guacamole Mexican Restaurant in downtown Moscow and spoke with a reporter with Russia's national news agency Vodkavich. Snowden who appeared in good spirits...
MOSCOW - The infamous NSA whistleblower Edward Snowden has just become a little more infamous after reports have emerged that the world's number one female Russian spy Anna Chapman has asked him to marry her. Anna Chapman spoke with a reporter wit...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama had just gotten off the phone with George Clooney when he was approached by Vice-President Joe Biden. The vice-president informed him that he had just received a text message from Russian President Vladimir Putin...
CARACAS, Venezuela - In the very latest installment in what is being hailed as The Edward Snowden Soap Opera comes an amazing international development. Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro has expressed a sincere desire to grant Edward "The Whistl...
Langley, Virginia - Long distance surveillance wizards at the CIA's President George Herbert Bush Center for Intelligence [sic] HQ are studying latest imagery of US intelligence whistleblower Edward Snowden who has just been discovered in the third r...
10. Charles De Gaulle is alive and well working as a sous-chef in an Avignon bistro. 9. Napoleon isn't really buried in that porphyry sarcophagus in Les Invalides. It's Jim Morrison 8. The ratio of mistresses to ministers is 10:1. 7. The "yellow streak" on the back of the typical French soldier is 112.8 cm. wide. 6. 87.5% of the French cabinet are bedding the same mistress. Howe...
Sheremetyevo Airport, Moscow -- In an attempt to clarify his future whistle-blowing revelations, former NSA contract spy Edward Snowden has devised a music-based notification system in support of whistle blowers worldwide. The innovation musical...
NSA leaker Edward Snowden can breath a sigh of relief after President Obama declared he would not scramble fighter jets to capture Snowden, shortly after learning Snowden had moved to Benghazi. "It's just a place the President would rather ignore...
PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korea's Rice Paddy Whack National News Agency has just given the Russian leader Vladimir Putin a message. Kim Jong Un has officially stated that he is willing to send a military cargo plane to pick up the infamous NS...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama attended a Meet & Greet Luncheon that was sponsored by the prestigious Amalgamated Data Gathering Agency formerly The Amalgamated Agency of Data Gathering. The president was the keynote speaker and he address...
NEW YORK CITY - Executives at FOX News have just issued a job offer to NSA leaker Edward Snowden. A spokesperson for the news network, Wally "Dimples" Kimsinetti, 31, told the news media that in the eyes of the guys at the "Fair and Impartial" net...
A somber U.S. President, Barack Obama, interrupted America's Got Talent to deliver the fateful news to the American public concerning the impending impact of a football field sized asteroid. The asteroid is due to hit the earth next Wednesday evenin...
Edward Snowden, the man the United States is undergoing an international man hunt to pursue, stated on Tuesday that the he was just publishing an article for The Spoof via his iPhone 5. Snowden stated, "I thought, hey...wouldn't it be funny to th...
RALEIGH, North Carolina - A high ranking North Carolina state official has just informed the news media that the state is nixing a plan that would have named a brand new hospital in Raleigh after NSA whistleblower Edward Joseph Snowden. The offici...
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