Sporting attractive new headwear, Colonel Gaddafi was seen at a press conference yesterday wearing a bejeweled red bandanna, that looked suspiciously like the one worn in the latest Pirates of the Caribbean movie by Johnny Depp. While busy aski...
Libyan President Muammar Gaddafi's former nurse, Ukrainian-born Oksana Balinskaya and now Donald Trump's personal assistant, was seized at Honolulu Airport after a high-speed chase through the city. In her possession was President Obama's original bi...
News is coming in that Mummar Gadaffi, Libyan Dictator is hurt. One of his wives said she had had enough of his tantrums and refused to sleep with him. Even pleading on his knees and summoning various soothsayers had not won over his favourite titbit...
A Ukranian nurse, once said to be "close to" Libyan leader Colonel Gaddafi, has applied for asylum in Norway. Galyna Kolotnyska was evacuated from Libya earlier on in the year after the troubles escalated and she went home to Ukraine for a while i...
The news services are reporting today that Muammar Gaddafi called President Obama yesterday in the wake of the killing of Osama Bin Laden. The White House staff was skeptical at first but when it was confirmed, they put the call through to the President. He switched on his speaker phone speaker phone so his staff could listen. First reports state that the conversation was as follows: Obama:...
In a strange turn of events, Osama Bin Laden, his son, and Saif al-Arab Gaddafi, son of Col Gaddafi were all apparently killed on or around May 1st. It has always been a promise of Allah to allow martyrs 72 virgins as a reward for sacrificing their l...
London - "It's a slim chance, of course, that the Colonel will now try nuking William's in-laws' pad in Bucklebury," an MoD bigwig told reporters this morning. "But the last minute honeymoon switch was a no-brainer...and the weather's said to be l...
NATO has issued a strong condemnation of Libya's Colonel Gaddafi's use of bombs and weapons intended to cause death and injury amongst his own people. Secretary General Anders Fogh Rasmussen has accused the Libyan leader of "using underhand tactic...
The North Atlantic Treaty Organisation, otherwise known as NATO which includes three of the (self proclaimed) world's most powerful men (otherwise known as the three wise monkeys) namely David Cameron, Barak Obama and Nicholas Sarkozy have ordered th...
In order to avoid capture from the rebels who have been harassing him for the past two months, the infamous dictator, Col Gaddafi has resorted to the demotion to the rank of corporal. Gaddafi told In Seine News: "I have been thinking about this fo...
Libya - Thronging pro-Gaddafi multitudes (sic) were left wondering if the Colonel's rendition of 'Rainy Day Women No. 12 & 35' is a call to mass lapidation of rebels in nearby Misrata. Sporting classic Dylanesque squashy porkpie hat and shades...
Insiders have confirmed that Libyan Strongman Muamar Ghaddafi is in negotiations to join Charlie Sheen on tour. "My torpedo of truth: Failure is not an option" will become "Twin torpedoes of truth: Failure is not an option" if the two mega super hero...
Northern Ireland's Presbyterian minister Ian Paisley has opened talks with Colonel Gaddafi in an attempt to broker a peace in the Middle East. No stranger to incipient civil war situations Dr. Paisley said: "I can see a way forward out of this re...
TRIPOLI, Libya - Libyan Dictator Colonel Moammar Gadhafi has looked very, very close and he has seen the writing on the wall. The dictator who angered his people by imposing a 60 percent tax increase on camel food has met with a representative wit...
The Libyan government has finally admitted that Foreign Minister Moussa Koussa is currently in London. After days of speculation that one of Colonel Gaddafi's chief aides had defected, the Libyan Minister of Information Moussa Ibrahim did, however...
London - The tit-for-tat revenge plot harks back to a 1996 MI6 spoof assassination scam, the former Libyan foreign minister told debriefers today. This was to rub out Muammar Gaddafi and replace him with another of the Queen's nasty little bastard...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) Washington - President Obama took to the airwaves yesterday to make a speech on his actions Libya. "Some nations may be able to turn a blind eye to atrocities in other countries. The United States of America is different.
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