Written by j.w.

Saturday, 14 May 2011

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Gadaffi hurt by wife

News is coming in that Mummar Gadaffi, Libyan Dictator is hurt. One of his wives said she had had enough of his tantrums and refused to sleep with him. Even pleading on his knees and summoning various soothsayers had not won over his favourite titbit.

'He's always droning on' she said 'I want a man with a sense of humour not someone who is always grumbling. If he wants me he's got to pull his socks up.'

Such defiance does not augur well for Gadaffi. Already his country is split in two and it has been raining cats and dogs for weeks. But Gadaffi has hit back and has been killing increasing numbers of Al Queda children who were destroying the fabric of Libyan life. However he fears that his wife's hurtful remarks may eventually end his prowess as No 1 in all (or half) of Libya.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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