Tainted Chinese milk products containing melamine may have been used in the manufacture of cheese for toasted sandwiches sold in Great Britain. The World Health Organization, an arm of the United Nations, is demanding a recall of all affected produc...
He's a hero to his countrymen, but the first Chinese astronaut to walk in space on behalf of the country of China insists it wasn't a praiseworthy accomplishment. The unlikely hero claims, "It was all an accident really. The wife insisted I shop...
China stunned the world once again today by launching its Beijing Olympic Bird's Nest stadium into space. The Chinese Space Agency had billed their latest mission as a space walk for the three Chinese taikonauts onboard their Shenzhou-7 space craft.
Kennedy Space Center, Florida - A complimentary case of Tang, the preferred drink of astronauts during America's golden space age in the 1960s and 1970s, was sent to the Chinese astronauts by NASA as a congratulatory gesture for their successful laun...
PEKING, China - The Republic of China has just launched a three-man crew into outer space. This space launch is a first for China. When asked what this very historic event means to the Chinese people President Hu Jintao replied, "It means that we...
Reports from Dharamsala, India, home of the Tibet-in-exile government, confirm that in the early hours of this morning, His Holiness, the Dalai Lama has given birth to a male heir. The Dalai Lama was quoted as saying, "I was performing my early m...
A Chinese teenager is undergoing medical checks in Beijing after reportedly consuming soil for 11 years. The parents of 18-year-old Baobao Sodmuncher brought her from their home in the Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region to the capital's premier Head...
1970s glam rocker Gary Glitter, 64, whose real name is Paul Gadd, is to wed My Ding Aling, a member of the 2008 Olympic gold medal winning Chinese gymnastic team. Gary Glitter told authorities that this proved that the terrible rumors of him being...
Despite the controversial nature of the desire, some Asians have long longed for the round eyes of westerners. Surgery and injections have been employed to try and remedy the slated eye appearance of easterners. To the shock and awe of plastic surgeo...
American actor David Carradine and his brothers Bruce, John, Keith, and Robert are leading a public service announcement to promote the right to bear arms by China's equivalent of the National Rifle Association (NRA) following a week in which two unr...
In another extraordinary example of Clinton financial acumen, $850,000 of miraculous appearing campaign funds may soon be wending its way back to China, but not without a fight if Senator Hillary Clinton has her way. The money appeared magically a...
BEIJING: The massive earthquake that killed thousands this week was generated by underground detonation of top-secret depopulation weaponry by the People's Republic of China, sources indicate.
There are far too many people living in China, the Chinese government is too powerful, and the country is threatening to take over the whole world, say its enemies.
Economists say that the recent U.S. Housing Bubble, in which millions of Americans purchased homes they could not afford, was financed primarily by US deficit dollars, made available from Chinese investors. Now, as millions of those homes lie vacant...
Tibet - Today Chinese Officials, seeking to understand why they can't seem to get a handle on why Tibetans resent their heavy handed governing, accused said Tibetans of forcing them to get "tough".
Washington, D.C. - Over the centuries, Chinese scholars have made some of the greatest contributions to the world's legal and political thinking......The "Analects" of Confucius, "The Rites of Zhou" during th...
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