Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

Funny story written by norma snockers

Monday, 14 April 2008

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Its easy!

1. Thats not right
(Sum Ting Wong)

2. See me ASAP
(Kum Hia Nao)

3. Small horse
(Tai Ni Po Ni)

4. U need a facelift
(Chin Tu Fat)

5. I thought u were on a diet
(Wai Yu Mun Ching)

6. Hes cleaning car
(Wa Shing Ka)

7. Your body odour is offensive
(Yu Stin Ki Pu)

8. This is a tow away zone
(No Pah King)

9. Stupid man
(Dum Fuk)

10. Great!
(Fa Kin Su Pah)

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