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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano

Jennifer Aniston Buys Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie A Volcano

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston has finally accepted the fact that Brad Pitt has decided to make Angelina Jolie his wife. And America's sweetheart, Aniston not Jolie, is dealing with her empty feelings and trying to move on knowing that her and...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt defends Norma Giannini

Brad Pitt defends Norma Giannini

Brad Pitt has come to the defense of a Catholic nun named Norma Giannini with the consent of his girlfriend Angelina Jolie. Norma Giannini is the nun who is accused of engaging in 200 sex acts while working as the head of a convent. While Pitt...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter

Angelina Jolie Continues To Buy Brad Pitt's Love By Buying Him A $1.6 Million Helicopter

PROVENCE, France - Close friends of Angelina Jolie have remarked that as the actress has gotten older she has also become a lot more insecure. Bedroom Pillow Talk reported that one of Jolie's very close friends Winnie Suzy Willowick, 37, recently...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt's Problem

Brad Pitt's Problem

Brad Pitt has been unveiled as the new face for women's perfume Channel NO 5. Brad decided to sell off a little more of his credibility to another soulless brand after he realised Angelina had his balls mounted on the wall of her trophy room and he remembered he was in fact a bitch. Brad had tried to fool the men in the world into thinking he was a real man by growing a beard and getting caught sm...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt to Marry at the North Pole

A cool site for a wedding. In more ways than one, according to the happy couple. And a possible side effect, say Angie and Brad, is that many of the paparazzi (frozen turnips!) may choose to stay home. Ever since a Norwegian explorer married...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Shocks Angelina Jolie With An Engagement Ring

Brad Pitt Shocks Angelina Jolie With An Engagement Ring

NEW YORK CITY - After enduring an emotional roller coaster ride with Angelina Jolie which spanned 6 years, Brad Pitt has finally decided to present the mother of six with an engagement ring. The ring which was FedExed to America from the famed Kin...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Tells Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman That She'll Take All 14 of Her Kids - Brad Pitt Goes Ballistic!

Angelina Jolie Tells Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman That She'll Take All 14 of Her Kids - Brad Pitt Goes Ballistic!

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie read an article about the financial plight of Nadya Suleman alias "OctoMom" in the supermarket tabloid Say What? and she decided to contact the mother of 14. Jolie was able to obtain Suleman's phone number from La...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

Angelina Jolie Explains Her Upskirt Photos

NEW YORK CITY - Angelina Jolie was in New York City on a promotional tour for her brand new line of perfume named Scent of Jolie. As the actress was getting out of a cab in downtown Manhattan several members of the Big Apple paparazzi managed to s...

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Funny story: The Reason Why Angelina Jolie Is So Insanely Jealous of George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

The Reason Why Angelina Jolie Is So Insanely Jealous of George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler

NEW YORK CITY - George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler were happily strolling down New York City's Central Park with Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie. Pitt and Clooney have been friends for a long time and they have both jokingly...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt

Jennifer Aniston Talks Openly Regarding Marriage, Her Raging Hormones, and Brad Pitt

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston was recently honored for her role as Dr. Julia Harris, the nymphomaniacal dentist in the film Horrible Bosses. Aniston received the coveted Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres 'Sexy Starlet Award' for portraying the most sensuous...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

Angelina Jolie Named The Skinniest Actress At The 84th Annual Academy Award Show

HOLLYWOOD - The 84th Annual Academy Awards Show was hosted by Billy "The Pistol" Crystal. Crystal first began hosting the award show back when there were only four Great Lakes. There are some people who still recall that Billy actually wrote some...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!

Jennifer Aniston Has Remarked That If Brad Pitt Leaves Angelina Jolie She'll Take Him Back In A Snap of Her Finger!

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Jennifer Aniston was recently getting her hair trimmed and she told her hairdresser FuFi Fondue that she has been keeping up with the goings on in the Pitt-Jolie-Thornton carnival sideshow. Aniston who was married to Pitt before...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Warns Angelina Jolie To Cool It With Billy Bob Thornton Or Else It's Goodbye, Adios, Arrivederci, and See Ya!

Brad Pitt Warns Angelina Jolie To Cool It With Billy Bob Thornton Or Else It's Goodbye, Adios, Arrivederci, and See Ya!

BERLIN, Germany - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently attended The Berlin International Film Festival. Jolie was being honored for her directorial debut for the film In The Land of Blood and Honey. According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San...

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Funny story: Oscar Watch Fever Pitch

Oscar Watch Fever Pitch

As Oscar fever reaches fever pitch George Clooney has inflated himself with a potentially dangerous level of helium and is hovering several feet above Los Angeles spouting epithets. More surprisingly Brad Pitt, of whom nothing was expected, has ne...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Shouts Out - "I Wanna Have Brad Pitt's Baby!"

Jennifer Aniston Reportedly Shouts Out - "I Wanna Have Brad Pitt's Baby!"

SANTA MONICA - Jennifer Aniston and an old friend from high school drove out to The Santa Monica Pier to spend a nice leisurely afternoon. Jennifer was thrilled to have Hessie "Tambourine" Tammalino, who like her had attended the High School of Th...

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Funny story: The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg - Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie

The SS Brangelina Has Hit An Iceberg - Brad Pitt Is Leaning Towards Dumping Angelia Jolie

PROVENCE, France - The Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has turned into what France's Le News Agency is calling the biggest roller coaster ride from hell. The sheer madness of the Pitt - Jolie coupling would even make the world's undisputed...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar

Angelina Jolie Furious As Brad Pitt Spotted At A Topless Bar

NEW YORK CITY - It is really no secret that the Brad Pitt - Angelina Jolie relationship has had more ups and downs than the Cyclone Roller Coaster at Astroland in Brooklyn. During their six years together the couple dubbed Brangelina have snickere...

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