Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

image for The Reason Why Angelina Jolie Is So Insanely Jealous of George Clooney's Girlfriend Stacy Keibler
As gorgeous and as feminine as Stacy Keibler is, it is hard to imagine that she was once a professional wrestler.

NEW YORK CITY - George Clooney and his girlfriend Stacy Keibler were happily strolling down New York City's Central Park with Brad Pitt and his partner Angelina Jolie.

Pitt and Clooney have been friends for a long time and they have both jokingly joked that they have man crushes on each other which of course everyone laughs at except for Jolie.

A very close friend of Jolie's who did not want her name mentioned stated that Angelina possesses a lot of things, but a sense of humor is not one of them.

The unnamed friend is believed to either be Zelma Tottertish, 38, or Azalea Yurchenko, 42. Tottertish has said that Jolie has about as much of a sense of humor as England's Queen Elizabeth.

Taffeta Kixx with iRumors recently interviewed Clooney and stated that he and Brad laugh behind Jolie's back at the fact that the woman is insanely jealous.

The 50-year-old Clooney said that he has no idea what Angelina's favorite color is but that judging from her jealously it should definitely be green. Brad, 48, totally agrees about the color and even feels that Jolie is getting worse and worse as the years go by.

Miss Kixx was told that Jolie's jealousy stems from the fact that she is feeling very guilty about the fact that she stole Brad away from his wife Jennifer "America's Sweetheart" Aniston back in 2005.

Clooney went on to say that Angie, who is 36, is extremely bitter about the fact that his girlfriend Stacy Keiber is not only a very beautiful-looking woman but she has probably the most sensuously, long, slender, sexy legs in all of LaLaLand; a fact that drives Jolie up the wall.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Legs Illustrated Monthly has named 32-year-old Stacy Keibler's 42-inch legs as The Most Beautiful Legs In The Northern Hemisphere. And both George and Brad, who between them have dated literally hundreds of gorgeous starlets, totally agree with the choice of the legs publication.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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