Written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 21 February 2012

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Angelina Jolie is presently threading on very thin ice with her partner Brad Pitt.

BERLIN, Germany - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie recently attended The Berlin International Film Festival.

Jolie was being honored for her directorial debut for the film In The Land of Blood and Honey.

According to Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole the film is set during the Bosnian War and centers around a Serb soldier named Danijel played by Goran Kostic.

Danijel is the platoon bugler and he soon meets the lovely big eyebrowed Ajla, a Bosnian lap dancer played by Zana Marjanovic.

Ajla plays the accordion but very, very carefully. And it isn't long before Danijel the bugler and Ajla get together in an abandoned Bosnian barn and make beautiful music together (no pun intended).

Jolie said that she really enjoyed directing her first movie and had never really noticed that during an average 12 hours of shooting the director yells out "Quiet on the set" and "Cut" at least three dozen times.

She giggled and said that one evening when she was having dinner with Brad and the half dozen kids, or the six brats, as George Clooney calls them, they were making so much noise that she yelled out "Quiet on the set."

Brad could not keep from laughing and before long all of the six children were also laughing and pointing at their mom and saying stuff like, "Mommy thinks she's Steven Spielberg," "Mommy doesn't sound like a real director," and "Hey Mrs. Director how about passing us the the bowl of mac and cheese...cut!"

After the kids had all gone to bed and the house got quiet Brad told Angie that he did not appreciate her texting her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton.

Jolie did not say a word, she just kept eating her bowl of Neapolitan Ice Cream. Brad then told her that he also did not like the fact that they had gotten together for lunch at Berlin's famed Achtung Restaurant and had ordered a chocolate milk shake with two straws.

Angelina told him to stop acting like a jealous little boy. Brad then angrily pulled out his cell phone and looked at his watch. He told her that he was going to call up his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston and just see how things were going with her and ask her if she still missed the cute little way he used to tickle her belly button.

Jolie exploded. She tossed the bowl of ice cream on the floor and told Brad that he knows that she cannot stand that Aniston woman.

Pitt just smiled and whispered, "Well, well, well. I guess that the old saying what's good for the goose is good for the gander kind of kicked you in the butt huh Mrs. Director?"

Brad then told her that he is tired of playing games with her and that he will not do it any longer.

He told her that if he finds out that she has contacted that loser, has been, 56-year-old relic Billy Bob Thornton again he will get his things and walk out on her and it will be goodbye, adios, arrivederci, and see ya!"

Fajita San Guacamole and Hollywood Innuendo will stay with the Pitt-Jolie-Thornton story and bring you any further updates as soon as Brad and/or Angie provide them.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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