Angelina Jolie Tells Nadya "OctoMom" Suleman That She'll Take All 14 of Her Kids - Brad Pitt Goes Ballistic!

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 13 April 2012

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Angelina has offered to adopt all of Nadya Suleman's 14 kids.

PROVENCE, France - Angelina Jolie read an article about the financial plight of Nadya Suleman alias "OctoMom" in the supermarket tabloid Say What? and she decided to contact the mother of 14.

Jolie was able to obtain Suleman's phone number from Larry King and she called up the "Baby Machine" who lives in La Habra, California.

Angelina remarked to her upstairs maid that she had a hard time hearing Suleman due to the incessant yelling and screaming from some of her brood of 14.

She did say that Nadya finally went outside and talked by the pen where they keep the family pet kangaroo "Jumpy Boy."

Jolie revealed that Suleman was shocked to receive a call from her. Nadya stated that not a day goes by that at least one or four people do not stop her on the street and remark that her resemblance to Angelina Jolie is uncanny.

Angelina giggled as she mentioned to her that she gets the same thing at least twice a day. Nadya asked proudly, "People actually tell you that you look like me?"

And Jolie replied, "Ah, no, they say that I resemble Angelina Jolie."

Suleman started laughing so hard, she had to put the cell phone down and run to the bathroom.

When she returned Jolie told her that she knows that she is having financial problems and that she totally understands that she cannot adequately provide for her 14 kids on a monthly government check of $976.

Jolie disclosed that her and Brad (Pitt) have been blessed with lots and lots of money as well as fantastically fabulous good looks.

She pointed out that they reside in a $26 million mansion in the French countryside and that she would like to take her 14 kids and adopt them and raise them along with her own half dozen (6) kids.

Suleman got very happy and very sad at the same time. Angelina sensed how Nadya was feeling and she told her that she would allow her to accompany the children and act as their head nanny.

Nadya got so excited she had to run to the bathroom a second time.

When she returned she told Jolie that she had a deal.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: According to Tittle Tattle Tonight, when Brad Pitt found out about Jolie's offer to adopt OctoMom's 14 kids he literally went ballistic and started using every expletive in the book.]

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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