Florida - (ReUterus): Stripper Anna Nicole Smith's mother Virgie Arthur today vowed to bury her daughter's partner lawyer Howard K Stern in the Bahamas.
Some thought it was emotion, but Spoof spies have the real scoop.
FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla - In the wake of the judge's order that the body of late Anna Nicole Smith be buried in the Bahamas, a new document has surfaced suggesting that another entry into the still unresolved paternity sweepstakes has come forwar...
Florida - (ReUterus): Lawyers acting for Anna Nicole Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead told a judge yesterday that Howard K Stern killed the stripper after finding out he'd been dumped from her last will and testicle.
Florida - (Rioters): The embalmed body of Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith has startled Fort Lauderdale morticians after a Turin Shroud-like imprint was found festooning the sheet that covered her remains ahead of next week's funeral.
California - (Rioters): Feverish speculation in Tinseltown is warning that Britney is about to book herself in for a breast augmentation op this week after the first successful stage to transform herself into an Anna Nicole reincarnation with a cutes...
It seems Christians have a new cause for celebration. Only weeks after the declaration that Tom Cruise is the reincarnation of Elron Hubbard, Vatican officials as well as a cacophony of doctors and lawyers in the greater Hollywood area have pronounc...
After many days of DNA testing and interviewing it has been established that the father of Nicole's baby is non other then O. J. Simpson.
The families of Anna Nicole Smith and James Brown have gotten together and decided the best way to extract more money out of their dead celebrity relatives is to put them on tour.
Regent University - (Rotters): Evangelical self-publicist Reverend Pat Robertson has told a press conference that he believes former Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith died as a punishment from God for tempting men into impure thoughts by her surgi...
Grand Bahama Island - Mothers everywhere breathed a collective sigh of relief this morning when Undergarment inspectors form the United Nations Clean Undergarment Compliance Agency in the Bahamas declared that Ms Smith was indeed wearing clean underg...
Florida - Authorities in Florida announced today that Smith's body will be cut up into smaller parts and will be sent to various friends and family members. They believe that this action will settle the matter of who should get the body. They als...
Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): News that shock jock Howard 'Private Parts' Stern is to marry his long term girlfriend Beth Ostrosky has sent shockwaves of confusion over America.
Florida - (Rotters): Oblivious to the embarassment that he has heaped on his wife Zsa Zsa Gabor over paternity claims to Anna Nicole Smith's baby daughter Dannielynn, feckless wannabe teutonic prince and former sauna/massage parlor manager Hans R...
New York City, Feb 14 - In a press conference broadcast on FOX Network affiliates and on the FOX News Channel this morning, Chief of Programming for the FOX Broadcast Network, Reed Publican, announced a hastily assembled new reality show which will b...
Tokyo - (Rotters): Japanese mammologists have claimed to be able to increase the size of women's breasts by using a mixture of fat and Howard K Stern's cells and then growing them hydroponically into luscious DDs within a matter of days.
Gorgeous, blond bombshell, famous for her voluptuous body, her easy manipulation of men, and her revealing Playboy photographs was found dead under mysterious circumstances. In other news ... Anna Nicole Smith was found dead too.
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