It seems Christians have a new cause for celebration. Only weeks after the declaration that Tom Cruise is the reincarnation of Elron Hubbard, Vatican officials as well as a cacophony of doctors and lawyers in the greater Hollywood area have pronounced Anna Nicole Smith alive and well.
Perhaps well is not the best adjective. However, the re-animated corpse has not yet attacked any living person(s) in order to feast on their flesh, thus leading to the Catholic church's conclusion that Anna Smith is in fact not a zombie and is logically the reincarnation of Christ if the choice is between the recently risen Smith and hopefully soon departed Cruise.
