Nicole Smith Child was Sperm Doner's

Written by wyatt

Sunday, 18 February 2007

After many days of DNA testing and interviewing it has been established that the father of Nicole's baby is non other then O. J. Simpson.

OJ has told the media that yes he was/is the legal sperm donor of the baby and as such he is entitled to all of the money. He really isn't interest in the baby but hope that she finds a nice foster money. He is more then willing to place a $1000.00 in a trust fund for her education. He feels this is only proper.

OJ also stated that he is writing a new book entitled "Yes I did it" The books goes into all of the details of his extended 35 minute relationship with Nicole. He did admit that he was drunk at the time and didn't give it his best effort.

OJ final statement on the matter is he would like to have the money ASAP because he wants to get back to the County Club that he was kicked out of because he couldn't pays his green fees.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more