California - (Rioters): Feverish speculation in Tinseltown is warning that Britney is about to book herself in for a breast augmentation op this week after the first successful stage to transform herself into an Anna Nicole reincarnation with a cutesy platinum blonde wig that she wore to the Roxy nightclub on Hollywood's Sunset Strip.
The singer is not exactly renowned for ample chest measurements and sources close to her plastic surgeon have hinted that a pair of 44DDs will be the next step in Ms Shears' metamorphosis.
Meanwhile her lawyers are taking instructions about the volume of internet vagina stories this week which have alleged the mother of two is driven by vulva passions that dictate her quirky behavior.
"It's probably just another form of penis envy", said her publicist, "men like to poke fun in that area when they can't actually get withn a thousand miles of poking the place itself."
