Howard Stern told his engagement is confusing millions of ordinary Americans

Funny story written by queen mudder

Friday, 16 February 2007

image for Howard Stern told his engagement is confusing millions of ordinary Americans
Blonde, beautiful but definitely not dead

Fort Lauderdale, Florida - (ReuterUs): News that shock jock Howard 'Private Parts' Stern is to marry his long term girlfriend Beth Ostrosky has sent shockwaves of confusion over America.

The satellite radio show host who was divorced by Alison Berns, his wife of 21 years, after constant public bragging about his supposed fidelity while entertaining scores of strippers and porn stars, announced his engagement on air today.

Meanwhile at Broward County Circuit Court Howard K Stern's lawyers applied for custody of the body of former stripper and Playboy centerfold Anna Nicole Smith who died mysteriously a week ago.

"That makes two Howard Sterns in one week", said a Faux News anchorman this morning, "and some Americans are finding it difficut to cope with all these similarities.

"Added to which is the extra confusion in the shape of the Stern Review into Greenhouse Gases which has got some folks very worried indeed.

"Some are wondering if it was poor Anna Nicole's partner Howard K Stern who concocted the whole scaremongering report about exhaust fumes destroying the environment.

"And now he wants custody of her baby and custody of her dead body.

"And the next thing they know is that Howard Stern says he's getting married to a blonde supermodel with a much smaller breats than Anna Nicole.

"What is it with that name and its penchant for peroxide bimbettes?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more