WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama recently invited a group of television writers and reporters to the White House to talk about the state of modern day television shows and programming. The president expressed to them that he would like to see a...
1. "Bigfoots," the thing said. "That's the formal, plural, grammatically correct term you should always use regarding my species. We're Gigantapithicus apes. That's our scientific name, but you should never, ever, ever say 'Bigfeets.'" I was really surprised that Bigfoot could talk. He spoke crystal clear English and had perfect diction, too. "Too many people come out here looking for...
LOS ANGELES - Ryan Seacrest the host of American Idol is one happy as hell Georgia peach these days. "Peaches" Seacrest as he was nicknamed by Paula "Touchdown" Abdul, told Fuchsia Garfunkel with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle that he hasn't fe...
LOS ANGELES - The very first winner on American Idol, Kelly Clarkson has reportedly been asked to be a judge on next season's edition of the singing competition show. According to Music Moments Magazine, the producers of AI want Kelly to take over...
HOLLYWOOD, CA -- In an effort to "spice things up" and reverse the lowest television ratings since seaon two, American Idol producers have announced that a jalapeño will be the next judge on American Idol. The announcement comes just a few weeks foll...
DETROIT - Hip hop rapper Nicki Minaj, who also is one of the judges on American Idol, is very upset due to the fact that her scheduled concert which was to have taken place in The Carburetor Coliseum has suddenly been cancelled. The concert was to...
LOS ANGELES - A source who works at The Henry & Betty Ford Clinic in Rancho Mirage has told Bedroom Pillow Talk that Lindsay Lohan (patient #73013) wants to leave the rehab center so bad she can taste it. The source stated to BPT's Carolina Ch...
HOLLYWOOD - It is no secret that there is no love lost between American Idol female judges Mariah "The Diva" Carey and Nicki "The Circus Clown" Minaj. But Carey is fuming at the charges by some American Idol viewers who have tweeted that she was l...
HOLLYWOOD - Candice Glover of St. Helena Island, South Carolina was crowned the winner of American Idol's season 12. She beat out Texas native Kree Harrison, who looks exactly like Rose, the Melanie Lynskey character on Two and A Half Men. Rand...
BROOKLYN - Madonna was leaving The Salvatore Goombalini General Hospital after having had an ingrown hair removed from her upper lip. As she walked out the front door she was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk what she thought abo...
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicki Minaj sat at a booth with some friends at The Zany Zebra Lounge and kept saying that millions of women are jealous of her. One of the patrons overheard her saying that she is the sexiest female hip hop rap artist in the enti...
HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals. And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well. But little...
LOS ANGELES - The executives of American Idol have just dropped the biggest bombshell in the show's 12 seasons on the air. A highly placed inside source who said that his name was Ahab stated that he overheard the show's producers talking about th...
The following are letters that were sent to Bacardi Cheyenne, editor with the Los Angeles-based iRumors News Agency. Not one word has been changed, omitted, deleted, amended, altered, or otherwise modified. Dear iRumors - Can you tell me what makes American Idol judge Nicki Minaj think that looking like a Ringling Brothers Barnum & Bailey clown is clever, cute, or attractive? I mean real...
NASHVILLE - Country music artist and The Voice mentor Blake Shelton who stands 6-foot-5-inches tall towers a whole 13 inches above his wife fellow country music singer Miranda Lambert who is 5-foot-4. A close friend of the couples has said that li...
TARZANA - American Idol's Nicki Minaj was spotted at the world famous Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana walking around feeding and petting the various animals. She told a reporter with The Gossipette Gazette that she had come to the petting...
LOS ANGELES - It was a sad day in the Holcomb family as Amber Holcomb became the latest contestant to be sent home. The Houston native, who has probably shed more tears since the days of Tatiana Del Toro, reportedly felt that one or two of the jud...
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