Nicki Minaj Confesses Women Are Jealous of Her Because She Is A Sex Symbol

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Thursday, 16 May 2013

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A pair of sandals that Nicki Minaj was given by Rush Limbaugh, who is a big admirer.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Nicki Minaj sat at a booth with some friends at The Zany Zebra Lounge and kept saying that millions of women are jealous of her.

One of the patrons overheard her saying that she is the sexiest female hip hop rap artist in the entire country and that women are jealous of her because she is a sex symbol.

Minaj has never had a number one single as her fellow American Idol judge and nemesis Mariah Carey pointed out.

The woman who was born Onika Tanya Maraj in Trinidad-Tobago said that she does not care because she knows that there are at least 9 million American males who would marry her in a fraction of a second.

She was heard to say that her extraordinary butt is bigger than J.Lo's and Kim Kardashian's.

Minaj recently appeared on The Viagra View and told co-host Larry King that her new single titled "I'm A Hip Hoppin, Be-Boppin Bundle of Bosomy Beauty" should be coming out in early June.

SIDENOTE: Nicki has denied the rumor that she and Randy "The Dawg" Jackson were recently caught in a compromising position in her American Idol dressing room.

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