American Idol: Candice Glover and Kree Harrison Make It To The Finals as Angie Miller Gets Sent Back To New England

Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 10 May 2013

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Mariah told Angie that she should have listened to her and sung while playing the piano.

HOLLYWOOD - Nearly everyone figured that South Carolina's Candice Glover would make it all the way into the American Idol finals.

And a lot of the viewers felt that Angie "Bubbly" Miller would probably make it to the finale as well.

But little did they know that the little country girl from East Texas, Kree Harrison would sing her heart out and win the public's adoration.

After the show, Angie, the pageantesque singer who had cried non-stop for 27 minutes was asked if she felt that America got it right.

She could not talk since her mouth was filled with about 18 tears as noted by American Idol judge Randy "The Dawg" Jackson.

Nicki Minaj told her to keep her chin up and be grateful that at least she did not forget the words like Lazaro Arbos had done a bunch of times.

Keith Urban told her that perhaps she needs to start eating and put on some pounds so that she does not look like a pogo stick with teeth and hair.

Mariah Carey just shook her head and reminded Angie that she should have listened to her when she told her that she needed to sing her own songs at the piano while dressed in Daisy Duke shorts shorts and a Hillary Clinton in 2016 T-shirt.

Carey, who is one of the kindest persons in the United States, told her that she really needs to lose that beauty pageant look of hers and learn to stop telling reporters how she is going to single-handedly save the world with her piano.

An inside source reported that two weeks ago, Angie had actually asked the show's producers if she could perform while dressed in a skimpy bikini swimsuit.

When she was asked why, Miller giggled and replied that it would certainly help to bring in the guy votes and plus she has a fantastically gorgeous body which she said makes her look like a beauty pageant queen.

SIDENOTE: Woody the Wonder Woodchuck picked Candice and Kree to make it to the finals and he picked Angie to go back to Massachusetts. Woody's American Idol record for the year is now 29-3.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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