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Funny story: Keith Harris And Orville In Bid To Buy Manchester United

Keith Harris And Orville In Bid To Buy Manchester United

An audacious attempt to seize control of Manchester United from the Glazer family has been launched. A group of city businessmen have attempted to raise the £1billion plus which will be needed. However, they were still short of this figure until the...

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Funny story: Fat Bloke To Replace Sir Alex As Manchester United Boss

Fat Bloke To Replace Sir Alex As Manchester United Boss

Manchester United are to part company with Sir Alex Ferguson. The Glazer clan have become impatient, arguing that the Premier League title has not been won this season. Ferguson is thought to have claimed that the season technically isn't over yet. S...

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Funny story: Ferguson Has His Eye On Jack Rodwell And Dan Gosling

Ferguson Has His Eye On Jack Rodwell And Dan Gosling

In an off guard moment at Manchester United's Carrington training complex this morning, Sir Alex Ferguson refused to deny that he had an eye on Everton strikers Jack Rodwell and Dan Gosling, who played major roles in destroying United at Goodison Par...

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Funny story: David Beckham is confident he will perform well tonight

David Beckham is confident he will perform well tonight

It's his biggest play since the Los Angeles Scorers beat the Cincinnati Crazies in the final of the US Supreme World Series soccer finals earlier this year, but David Beckham is certain he will put in his best ever performance in the big showdown bet...

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Funny story: David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

David Beckham v Manchester United Amid Tight Security

To Manchester United fans he'll always be a legend who will never be disrespected for the years of loyal service he has given to the club he has supported since childhood. To Sir Alex Ferguson, David Beckham is just another footballer, one of many...

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Funny story: Thumped 3-1 In 3D

Thumped 3-1 In 3D

In the world's first ever live 3D sports broadcast, Manchester United thumped the Arse 3-1 at the Emirates, and ironically, Arsenal boss Arsene Wenger didn't see it because his 3D specs were all steamed up. Among some of the things Wenger missed w...

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Funny story: Manchester United v Manchester Meerkats

Manchester United v Manchester Meerkats

Alex Ferguson manager of Manchester United has agreed to a friendly match between Manchester United and the amateur team Manchester Meerkats. The manager of Manchester Meerkats Alexander Furguson is delighted that his team will have a chance to pl...

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Funny story: Merseyside Cops To Police Manchester Derby

Merseyside Cops To Police Manchester Derby

It's just been announced that Merseyside Officers will take over crowd control duties for this Wednesday's showdown League Cup semi-final second leg tie at Old Trafford, amid fears of crowd trouble following the COMS tie last week, which City won in...

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Funny story: Tevez Lambasts Neville - Non-Spanish Speakers Baffled

Tevez Lambasts Neville - Non-Spanish Speakers Baffled

It seems that Carlos Tevez has given former team mate Gary Neville a proper verbal roasting following his on the pitch antics Tuesday night in the Manchester derby, during which he scored both City goals in a dead spawny win. One from a penalty that...

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Funny story: Manchester United In Decline

Manchester United In Decline

It's not an easy subject to handle, but someone has to say it - Manchester United, the champions of the English Premier League, and former European Champions are in decline - it's official. United, who under manager Sir Alex Ferguson, have won 23...

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Funny story: Man Utd hit by all time high debts and "Terror Tevis", Fergie got P*ss*d!

Man Utd hit by all time high debts and "Terror Tevis", Fergie got P*ss*d!

Man Utd have released their financial results and shock, horror, their owners have increased their immense debt to $1.17bn! Just to make the news even better, Man Utd reject and Man City "Superstar" the "Terror Teves", delivered United a double wh...

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Funny story: Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Ronaldo Walks In Beckham's Shoes

Eerie goings on revealed in the world of professional football as Cristiano Ronaldo's career strangely echoes that of David Beckham. Beckham became a star at Manchester United, and won a Champion's League medal, as did Cristiano Ronaldo, who took...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Sir Alex Ferguson to become a Premiership Referee on his 'retirement' as Man Utd Manager!

Old Trafford: Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, who has been putting himself in the firing line of the FA's disciplinary committee by criticizing the performance of match referees, is now destined to become one himself. Sir Alex is...

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Funny story: Roy Keane To Take Charge At TheSpoof.com

Roy Keane To Take Charge At TheSpoof.com

Tough tackling Irish midfielder and Manchester United legend, Roy Keane has announced that as of Monday he will be the man at the helm of satirical website The Spoof.com In a shock announcement, the current Editorial team announced that they'd had...

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Funny story: Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Soccer Announcer Skoob Interiews Bill Parcells over Rumour "Big Tuna" Set to Help Bail Out Man U!

Hot Soccer announcer Skoob1999, appearing without co-host Erin Andrews who was reportedly out with a bad case of goose bumps due to an extended case of recorded nakedness, landed "a big one" in the aftermath of bloodletting at the management level of...

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Funny story: Manchester United FC's Old Trafford Stadium To be Shut Down Following Allegations Of Racist Chanting

Manchester United FC's Old Trafford Stadium To be Shut Down Following Allegations Of Racist Chanting

Sensational news just in from the UK Premier League - leading UK outfit Manchester United are to have their stadium shut down following allegations that Manchester United fans indulged in racist chanting in their League Cup Quarter Final Tie against...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Baby Growing 'At Alarming Rate'

Wayne Rooney Baby Growing 'At Alarming Rate'

Medical staff at a Manchester hospital have described as 'weird' the alarming rate at which the baby of Manchester United and England centre forward Wayne Rooney has been growing since his birth on the 2nd of November. The child, Kai Wayne (laughs...

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