Worst President Ever George W Bush has a daughter so embarrassed by her father's disgraceful White House residency that she would rather get married amid sage brush and tumble weed on a Texas ranch not very different from the Waco and San Angelo...
Many world leaders have managed to retain control even after their term in office is over. None however have been as brazen a serpent as Vlad "The Impaler" Putin. Russia's Tsar Vlad has actually installed a marionette in his throne.The...
Moscow - (Stalinist Mess): A grim-faced Mrs Putin stood by her husband in public today as the outgoing Russian president, his successor Dim Eatery Medvedev and wife Roxana Vaginissimus celebrated Russian Orthox Easter at Moscow's St Igor Rasputi...
Wall Street - (Stalinist Mess): Pea-brained Russian midget Mad Bad Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin was unmasked today as the walking trash-heap behind a series of smears against bigoil giant Chevron Corp.
Moscow - (Rotters): Russia's leading tabloid has reported that in a landmark poll of 2,000 red-blooded Russian males aged 18-69 this weekend over 95% were too pissed to answer any questions coherently.
Moscow - (Lurid Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin has dumped his wife for a 24 year old Gazprom-chartered slippery slapper called Oleaginous Olga Volga-Volga.
President George Bush announced today that he and Vladimir Putin, President of Russia, when they leave their office for retirement, will join hands in Civil Union.
This morning Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia and Wen Jiabao, the Premier of China, addressed hundreds of thousands of jubilant Mexicans from in front of the former Los Angeles City Hall building. They congratulated the people, on this, the i...
Backed by outgoing President Vladimir Putin, a once-KGB kick-ass spy, the newly-elected President of Russia has infuriated many Russkies, some still Commies. The ex law school professor and first crony to Vlad, Dmitry Medvedev, became President of R...
A senior ex-KGB defector residing in London has said billionaire tycoon Badri Patarkatsishvili was murdered, and that he expects more Russian exiles to die mysteriously in the capital soon.
Switzerland - (Zurich Gnome Mess): The annual Davos ecomonic forum has been rocked by reports that rogue SocGen trader Jerome Kerviel was in charge of managing Russian President Vladimir Sputum's burgeoning $20 billion retirement warchest.
Bloodyvostock - (Bad Ass Mess): Russian pygmy president Vladimir Sputum has been named Top International ID Fraudster of the Year by the Forbes Rich List for his spectacular heist on western democracies' assets.
Bloodyvostock - (Reuterusski): Outgoing Russian President Vladimir Putin has used the Moscow-Washington hotline to quiz President Bush about mounting speculation regarding the British holidaymakers suspected of being Portuguese arguidos.
People Magazine has bestowed the honor of "Sexiest Man Alive" upon popular childrens TV star Spongebob Squarepants in its latest issue, on sale now.
Black Sea - (Disaster Mess): President Vladimir Putin has blamed an infestation of mating Ukrainian razor clams for the sinking of four Russian ships including an oil tanker which split in half during a heavy storm last night.
Bloodyvostock - (Ass Messki): Russian President Vladimir Sputum has accused the US of harbouring "erotic" desires to penetrate him.
Bloodyvostock, Siberia - (Daily Ass Messki Interview Excerpt): "I had expected to find President Vladimir Putain cold, sinister and aggressive," the Daily Tosser's foreign editor Dave Blather said today, "but instead I fou...
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