Look into my eyes, not around my eyes, but right into my eyes. Those are the words that reportedly hypnotised the jury in the Michael Jackson court case. The shocking scenes were reported by blind reporter Billy " can you help me please " J...
Vatican City:- The solemn and onerous task for Cardinals gathered today in The Sistine Chapel to elect a new Pontiff following the recent shock demise of Pope John Paul II and defrocking of his replacement Michael Jackson, took a dramatic, some would...
Stunned scientists are reporting today that pop star Michael Jackson has been discovered to have a very rare immunity to flesh-eating bacteria.
After the shock appointment of Michael Jackson to take over as camp comander at Deepcut. Today it has emerged that Gary Glitter has been enlisted to boost Army recruitment. Glitter, a convicted paedophile and old friend of Jackson will be travelling...
Michael Jackson, not to be confused with Gen. Sir Michael Jackson, the well known pillar of society and pop legend is said to be set to run one of the UK's best known Army Barracks, Deepcut. Since the departure of Leslie Skinner, a well known di...
The shortest Papacy in history reached it's sorry, some would say inevitable, conclusion at noon today with the announcement that newly installed Pontiff, Pope Ringo I had been caught in flagrante with his trousers down, if not off, so to speak.
Today the Michael Jackson trial took another bizarre turn as Michael's pet chimpanzee Bubbles was called to the witness stand. The defense asked for Bubbles to testify, stating that his description of the actual events that took place in 2003 would prove Michael Jackson innocence beyond any reasonable doubt. Bubbles, a keen player and tickler, was involved in many of the pillow fights a...
Santa Maria, Calif. - Ever since he was a youngster, Rudy Millstein has kept turtles and tortoises as pets. His fondness for Chelonia - especially the desert tortoises - is renown across the American Southwest, where Rudy spends his time observing a...
Santa Barbara, California -- A shocking development in the Michael Jackson case materialized today when popular Springfield resident Bart Simpson testified in court. "I can't live with this secret anymore" is what he told Thomas Sneddon the pros...
Beleagured Michael Jackson is said to be delighted at his nomination to take over the reigns from well known pigeon fancier Pope John Paul II, deceased.
Hungary has offered a new home to beleaguered pop star Michael Jackson.
MICHAEL Jackson's Neverland Ranch House where he molested underaged boys on multiple instances has finally been demolished. Every other part of the ranch will remain. The pop singer's home was pulled down by bulldozers in just 35 minutes. It wa...
NEVERLAND (AP) Following up on comments Michael Jackson made about there being nothing sexual about sleeping with young boys, the King of Pop declared, "There's nothing wrong with molesting children! When I touch a young boy's genitals, I am letting...
Los Angeles-"My life has turned in to a nightmare," said McCauley Culking, a sophomore college student at UCLA. "Ever since this Michael Jackson thing came up, all my friends totally rip on me constantly. When I was a kid, that other kid with the s...
Pop singer and paedophile Michael Jackson, has died at the age of 46. The entertainer died in his private apartment near the Santa Maria courthouse at 2137 local time (0337 GMT) on Saturday, surrounded by his closest family members.
Santa Maria, Calif. - Michael Jackson, clearly at his wits end, collapsed into a shrieking, sobbing bundle of tremblingly hurt humanity earlier today as the wall he built between himself and the truth suddenly crumbled.
CALIFORNIA - Actor and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Jones has announced that he will testify for the defense in the Michael Jackson alleged child molestation trial in hopes that jurors and Americans will finally understand "there's nothing w...
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