This past week, singer Michael Jackson, who earlier penned a song dedicated to the victims of hurricane Katrina, offered to open the doors of his Neverland Ranch to child victims of the disaster. Jackson's plans for the chldren include "pro...
NEVERLAND-Recently acquitted of child molestation charges, pop icon and maximum weirdo Michael Jackson has set his sexual sights on outer space, hoping to lure alien kiddies to his ‘just for fun' den of iniquity, i.e. his space age ‘sleepover stopove...
CALIFORNIA-- Just months after Michael Jackson was cleared over child molestation allegations, Peter Pan, hero of Neverland, as depicted by J. M. Barrie, is currently under investigation over child molestation allegations. Peter Pan, 75, is currently...
Pop Star Michael Jackson unveiled a new look yesterday at his Neverland Ranch, but denied that it involved another plastic surgery.
(NEVERLAND, CA) -- With 2 former jurors calling him guilty, 11 former Neverland ranch hands calling him a child molester and his own sister Janet going "Oh Michael", Michael Jackson, King of Pop, according to FOX news is in fact a Klingon...
Hollywood, California--Pop legend and world icon Michael Jackson, still recovering from his closest brush yet with the prospect of doing time, has shocked fans and family alike by his latest antic: he's taking himself to court. Yes, Michael Jackson i...
Michael Jackson plans to produce and sell his own brand of Jesus juice. The product ,aimed at 10-14 year old boys, will be available from Grocery Stores and Sex Shops at the start of next year and will come in 500ml cans marked "Sprite" And...
Michael Jackson will soon realise his dream. This weekend he will go into the operating room and be the first to undergo a revolutionary, controversial, and not to mention amazing surgery.
A group of Republican senators rushed to Washington in the middle of the night to pass emergency legislation to force a retrial in the recently concluded Michael Jackson child molestation case.
Barely one day after being found Not Guilty of allegations that he brought the high office of Pontiff into disrepute, well known pyjama catwalk model, Michael Jackson, has been caught, in flagrante, conducting an auction for his complimentary pair of...
Cedar Rapid, IA - After weeks of testimony and hours of deliberation the verdict is finally in. Art Jackson is a badass!...
10. Michael Jackson's nose. That disgusting chunk of plastic that Jackson now parades around as "his nose" is an affront to even the least talented Hollywood plastic surgeon. Michael Jackson has refused to face up to the fact tha...
LOS ANGELES - In a surprise move, Michael Jackson defense attorney Tom Messereau stunned prosecutors by announcing today that he would be calling former Los Angeles Detective Mark Furhman and ADL President Abe Foxman as witnesses. Prosecutors intend...
Leave it to Fox. In a move virtually guaranteed to simultaneously expand its primetime network and cable news viewerships, the self-described "schlock" network has announced a very special May sweeps episode of "The Simple Life: Interns".
Santa Monica Lewinsky, California; Friday 6 May - (Rioters) A distraught Debbie Rowe collapsed in remorse today as Federal investigators probed her on recently submitted evidence in the Michael Jackson perjury trial.
Torrance, CA - The self-proclaimed "King of Pop" is at it again, this time in a slightly different manner. In an interspecies mating first, Michael Jackson has become the proud father of six cocker spaniel puppies.
MODESTO, CA -- No sooner had the heavenly white smoke cleared the soot encrusted orifice high atop the Sistine Chapel, than the new pope, His Holiness Benedict XVI found himself forced to quell fantastic rumors emanating from the Michael Jackson...
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