Gordon Brown took time out of a Saturday morning Fifa '09 marathon today to publicly acknowledge the snow with regards to its work in making everyone forget about the recession. "We wish to thank the recent extended spat of extreme weather for i...
The ruling Government of the Island of St Helena will introduce a stimulus package in line with other suffering democratic governments such as USA and England When asked why it was necessary given the nominal population that lives there (2008 esti...
In a harmless comment to just the few people who comprise the BBC's total worldwide audience and anyone on the planet who has internet access, they today addressed anyone with over £100 in an account which was now at, or close to, 0% interest: "...
The Chancellor Alistair Darling and other G7 leaders have announced new measures to deal with the credit crunch/economic downturn/global slump/depression/armageddon (delete as necessary); Following the "successful" bail-out of the Banking sector (...
The current new great depression 2 is by all accounts the making of six years of Republican rule. The triumphalist trumpeters of trickle down economics have free marketed their and our way to the worst economic crisis since Republican Herbert Hoover...
There was more terrible news for the British economy tonight, when it was announced by numerous television weather forecasters that more than 50,000 snowmen jobs are to go this week. The job losses are widespread, and no area of the country has es...
Barack Obama is splish splashing the cash and surprising critics with his latest scheme to re-energize the US economy Planned tax cuts have been scrapped in favor of an outdoor whirlpool bath for every American home. Unemployed Detroit car work...
The European Union and WallyMart warned the US yesterday against plunging the world into another depression by adopting a planned "Buy American" policy, intensifying fears of a trade war. The EU threatened to retaliate if the US Congress went ahea...
The world side recession surprisingly ended abruptly today after the CEO's, Investors and Economists responsible for causing the downturn by bilking investors, gouging company finances and lying to the public were taken out and shot. Borrowing fr...
Al-Qaeda lobbyists came to Washington to ask for $5 billion in relief so the organization can survive. They recently laid off 2000 terrorists and limited the amount of terrorist activities the remaining jihadists can partake in. Maimammah Atoldmi...
Vince Cable revealed yesterday he pin-points his economic advice using a time machine. Arriving late at a Reform thinktank conference in the City yesterday, the Liberal Democrat chief honcho stated: "Even with my time machine, I couldn't defeat th...
Washington DC: President Barack Obama met today, in the Oval office, with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. The meeting was private, but White House staffers leaked that the president was concerned with the size of the government expenditures curr...
A number of British banks have pointed to the "erratic" and "poorly executed" business decisions made by Liverpool FC and specifically Rafa Benitez today. The statements came almost immediately after Robbie Keane, bought by Liverpool in the summer...
Figures revealed under a Freedom of Information enquiry reveal today that MP's spend on average £4.38 per day each while at Parliament. Apart from their £63,000 salary and possible expenses of £131,000 (including employing their spouse at very ge...
US President Barack Obama has said the contraction of the US economy in the final quarter of 2008 will become "a disaster" for the country. Speaking at the White House, he also said that what had started out as 'a blip', had first become a slump,...
The government is set to buy up toxic assets from UK banks and sell them to the public as confectionery. Treasury sources close to the deal explained uncertainty in the markets had created unease over any mortgage-backed assets - but most were pro...
In a Republican inspired economic situation comparable to their First Great Depression, NFL team owners have announced that they cannot pay their players' salaries for the Superbowl. TV executives anxious not to lose their revenue have released a...
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