Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin has a collossal headache this morning after being pulled from the wreckage of a suicide bombed subway car. He was treated at the scene and left with a small bandage on his forehead and contusions on his face and nose caus...
Bloodyvostock - (Gazprom Mess): The grassy knoll-esque hitman is believed to have slipped into the country last Friday. Russian intelligence suspects a Day Of The Jackal-like plot is on the cards to excise tyrannical despot Vlad 'The Impaler' Puti...
London - (Rioters): The TinFoilHatters'R'Us.con site reported today that the convicted child killer is back behind bars because he was caught trying to fly to Russia 'to see his DNA father Vladimir Putin'. An editorial this weekend will also asser...
Intrepid Spoof Reporter Earl Grey, fresh off his historic interview with Vladimir Putin, managed to fly out of Russia in the nick of time, booking a hop on an almost empty return flight of a Venezuelan DC-3 Narcotics Plane. Grey said the trip was mildly euphoric, due to cabin residue, but otherwise uncomfortable as he was forced to sit in a canvas sling and endure the cold as the WWII twin en...
The usually stern and threatening countenance of Russian Strong Man, and former KGB hit man Vladimir Putin dissolved into mirth today as he discussed the impending melt down of the EU with Spoof Correspondent Earl Grey on a live feed carried directly to what's left of the 'free' world. Putin spoke through his interpreter as he discussed the recent crash of the Euro and the 16 member union's me...
The bullying row continued at 10 Downing Street yesterday as Gordon Brown denied being a bully. He has, however, admitted to attending a short course in leadership at the Putin Academy, Moscow. "I attended for a week. I am not a full time student the...
Vladimir Putin has announced a plan to solve Moscow's frozen dog turd problem before the spring thaw sets in. The turds are to be transported to Basildon in Essex where they will be turned into jewelry for the locals. Putin has also found employme...
The NBA announced today it was one step closer to approving the 'buy in' of Mikhail Prokhorov, Billionaire Putin Protege for a professional basketball team, and the suspension of the suspension of Point & Shoot Guard Gilbert Arenas who was also w...
According to Moscow correspondent Earl "Pulitzer" Gray, the cafes and vodka martini bars are alive with the rumour that Vladimir Putin has pulled off the coup of the century by sweet talking America's "Innocent Abroad", Barry Obama, into giving up th...
NASA HQ, Groom Lake - (Wallachia): Announcing the honor Search for Extraterrestiral Intelligence (SETI) chief Carl Sagan said today the V445 supoernova 'had been sucking in gas from a neighbouring star'. "Accordingly, we name the V445 vampire The...
Russia's President Putin has once again vehemently denied any connection with lovable House-Elf, Dobby. The reports flared up again during the President's visit of troubled Georgia, a country who last year unwisely tried to take on one of the lar...
If you've got a hankering to see Russia's answer to Teddy Roosevelt in action, you don't want to miss next week's new episode of Men Vs. Wild on Discovery's Channel. The special, dubbed Men Vs. Siberia, will feature Russian Prime Minister and judo...
President Obama said today that the deal in which the United States bought Alaska was "one of the best deals ever". Obama was speaking at the summit in Moscow where the two world leaders came together to pretend to reduce nuclear weapons (isn't that...
Dressed to kill, the Obama family winged into a freezing, wet and windy Moscow for a wild - west showdown with Mein Herr Putin and his notorious slave sidekick, "Charles Manson Lookalike" Dmitry Medvedev. Obamas family left the US dressed in brigh...
A week before his first visit to Russia, US President Barack Obama said that he thought Vladimir Putin should learn to 'Chillax'. Mr Obama stated how much he was looking forward to the trip and said that he had already asked Joe Biden to stock up Ai...
Moscow - (ReUterus & Bolshevik Ass Mess): Arsenal defender Philippe Senderos is hopping mad. The AC Milan-loaned footballer is the subject of a Moscow newspaper's paternity slur claiming he successfully impregnanted Vladimir Putin's 'special...
Moscovian undercover police dressed in drag attacked gay rights demonstrators in newly dubbed Pink Square near the Kremlin. Forty demonstrators were arrested and charged with independence of spirit, one of the crimes that once sent millions to th...
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