Eight-year-old Jennifer Diggles has vowed never to trust her parents again after discovering how they have repeatedly lied, tricked and deceived her throughout her short, innocent childhood.
Christmas-time has traditionally proved difficult for the terrorist family.
I was looking for something to write for an uplifting Christmas story, and my mind flashed back to New York City, eighteen years ago. At the time, I owned a nightclub in Grammercy Park, just north of Fourteenth St, called Irving Plaza. I don’t remember who the Christmas Eve act the night before was, although I know it was a sold out show. I know this because at about four in the morning as...
The humble Christmas Tree's roots began over 1000 years ago when some Christian dude got peeved with a bunch of pagans worshipping an oak tree. To spite them, he chopped it down with his ye olde Black and Decker hand operated chain saw.
Sexy Britney got a pleasant surprise when he got her Christmas tree home and it began singing raunchy Spice Girls hits.
Homer Simpson received a Christmas surprise when a group of muggers went on a festive buying spree and emptied the shops of all his CDs and merchandise.
Old School rock star, Sir Cliff Richard is due to release his Christmas single this Friday lagging far behind his competitors.
Geneticists at Lancaster University have announced that they have invented the world's first self-basting turkey - that actually pours its own juices back over itself while it is being cooked.
The C.I.A. suffered great embarrassment, when it was revealed that Osama Bin Laden and his forty top Al Qaida operatives had been starring in a top West End production of a traditional Christmas pantomime.
There were defiant vibes around the UN today as it passed a resolution to bring the Father of Christmas, aka Santa Claws, to an International Court of Justice. The resolution is aimed at Santa's sinfully unfair delivery of presents to the world. With...
Mrs Christmas' latest tirade against her husband has sparked interest amongst media moguls and advertising men. The portly old lady has criticised her husband for being 'lazy and fat'. Mr Christmas (also known as 'Father' Christma...
WHOPEE!! It's summer holidays again --- pack the suitcases, cancel the milk, take the dog to the kennels - big sigh of relief! Everything done and dusted! All set for fun and sun --- But wait a minute! Haven't we forgotten something?...
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