Chubby Brown and Osama bin Laden Star In Christmas Pantomime

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Tuesday, 25 November 2003

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Bin Laden Relaxing Between Shows.

The C.I.A. suffered great embarrassment, when it was revealed that Osama Bin Laden and his forty top Al Qaida operatives had been starring in a top West End production of a traditional Christmas pantomime.

Chubby Brown, the co-star of the pantomime ‘Ali Ba Ba and the forty thieves' explained how the terrorists tricked their way into the parts.

‘I couldn't believe how lucky I was when Bin Laden and his forty scruff-bags rolled up for the auditions.'

‘They told us that the theatre would save a fortune on costumes and make-up,' he added, ‘and we fell for it!'

George W Bush was shocked at the news.

‘This is a perfect example of evil actors carrying out evil acting,' he stated.

'Especially that crude Limey, Chubby Brown ! '

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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