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Funny story: Megan Fox Dated Top Russian Official Under Putin: WikiLeaks

Megan Fox Dated Top Russian Official Under Putin: WikiLeaks

A familiar name popped up under the category of "Russia" in the WikiLeaks latest release. It was that of Megan Fox. According to the messages between diplomats, Megan dated Anatoly Petrov for a six-month period as Petrov was and is a very close fr...

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Funny story: Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

Wikileaks reveal what Britney thinks about Putin!

In a shocking document released by Wikileaks today, it has been revealed that Britney Spears thinks that Russian President Putin is "a bit of a douche." Wikileaks have exclusively revealed the document released to a select few "quality" media outl...

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Funny story: Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Putin Says Russia Needs a Good Enemy

Russia - Prime Minister Vladimir Putin said that Russia needs a good enemy if it is going to regain an important roll in world politics. "I don't like the United States, and I haven't liked them since my days in the KGB, so I am picking them as R...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio's a real man - just like me!!

Vladimir Putin: Leonardo DiCaprio's a real man - just like me!!

Bloodyvostock - (StollyBolly Mess): "We've shagged the same slags, Leo and I," the Russian Prime Monster joked today. "And shared some intimate diseases with Anna Chapman!" Putin was showing off a new Tiger tatoo that he'd just had done on his...

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Funny story: Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

Russian Spy Anna Chapman Naked For Mag Shoot Is Not Her Says Putin!

In a photo provided by Maximski Russian edition magazine, the front cover of Novermber 2010 issue of the magazine shows what appears to be Anna Chapman posing with a gun. However, former president and spy Vladimir Putin says the photo is a fake ex...

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Funny story: Putin Calls Hillary a "Dike", Hillary Pissed

Putin Calls Hillary a "Dike", Hillary Pissed

Russian Prime Minister Vladamir Putin called Hillary Clinton a "dike" today. When asked why he called Hillary a "dike" and not a "dyke" Putin responded: "Hillary looks like she is just holding back water. Hell, just look at that scrunchy wrink...

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Funny story: Putins' RIP marriage guidance counsellor promised online video diary shocker

Putins' RIP marriage guidance counsellor promised online video diary shocker

Moscow - (Frozen Ass Mess): Sadly, nobody will now ever know if naked rhythmic contortionist Ms Alina Kabayeva would have been seen performing the Lust Tango in Paris in it. The long expected warts and all expo-say of Ludmila and Vlad 'the Impala...

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Funny story: Anna Chapman singing strippergram video for Putin birthday Thursday

Anna Chapman singing strippergram video for Putin birthday Thursday

Moscow - (The Spy Who Gagged Me Mess): The flamed haired siren's video tribute is a birthday suit rendition of 'Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word'. A YouBoob! channel sneak preview sees Anna peeling off her 'Agent Provocateur' layers as she mouth...

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Funny story: Putin puts on macho media roadshow crossbow fiasco

Putin puts on macho media roadshow crossbow fiasco

Russia's Prime Minister for life, Vladimir Putin has given his latest display of machismo - this time tracking endangered whales. Speeding across rough Pacific waters with his weapon in his hand, Mr Putin managed a media double whammy by enhancing...

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Funny story: Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Baby joy as Chelsea Clinton vows to name firstborn Vlad 'after her DNA Pa in the Kremlin!'

Washington AC/DC - (Reuterus): Chelsea Putin and her new husband Marc Lewinsky-Mezvinsky are over the moon. A wedding night bullseye shot saw one of her sunny-side-up Dubya (sic) yolkers fertilised by brave bridegroom Marc! OK, he had to be gag...

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Funny story: Putin Sends Obama Birthday Shocker: White Russian Kahula Cake with Anna Chapman Inside!

Putin Sends Obama Birthday Shocker: White Russian Kahula Cake with Anna Chapman Inside!

Vladmir Putin, not known to have a stylish sense of humour, surprised even his harshest critics as he shocked the White House when a Russian Ambassador delivered an unexpected birthday gift to President Barry Obama today in the form of a 7 tiered cak...

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Funny story: 7/7 cops 'want a little chat' with Putin's pneumatic bombshell Anna Chapman

7/7 cops 'want a little chat' with Putin's pneumatic bombshell Anna Chapman

London - (Semtex News): A single strand of glinting coppery hair found inside an unexploded Al Qaeda toasted sarnie on 7 July 2005 has sparked panic. And prompted an immediate review of all UK anti-terror intelligence: Is KGB spook Anna Chapma...

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Funny story: Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Sex Rumours Involving Obama Threaten to Unzip "Trouser Gate" Storm!

Even as President Obama has been forced to change the locks on his bedroom, and seek a restraining order against a reported "hopping Mad Michelle', White House Sources continue to rebut published tales of Presidential Philandering with a Hot Chicago...

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Funny story: Vladimir Putin claims: PM Gordon Brown doesn't have a real head!

Vladimir Putin claims: PM Gordon Brown doesn't have a real head!

Moscow - In a four hour press conference Vladimir Putin was asked about the remark that British Prime Minister Gordon Brown made about ex-KGB officers who once worked for the defunct Soviet Union. Mr. Brown in his best 'Prime Ministral' mood, stat...

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Funny story: Putin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'

Putin warned laser prank Chechen lesbians 'might bring down Polish airliner'

Moscow - (Pie-in-the-Sky): Putin said last week that pesky Chechen separatist lesbians behind the Moscow metro attacks had been seen in a Bloodyvostock novelty shop selling laser beam pens. His words echoed grimly today as a Tupolev 154 plane carr...

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Funny story: Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!

Putin Moves Troops Back into Poland after 'Accidental Plane Crash' Kills Country's President & Entire Staff!

Citing 'Divine Intervention', Russia's "SHADOW" Prime Minister and former KGB strongman and Minister of Accidents, Vladimir Putin moved swiftly after it was announced a bizarre plane crash took the lives of the Polish President, his whole family, and...

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Funny story: Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Putin says Black Widow bombers are from women-only town of Chechen lesbians

Moscow - (Spider Hole): Chechen Spider Woman lesbians are tormenting Russian Prime Monster Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin who has found a new way to frame them for this week's Moscow bombings. Last year the arachnid web's existence was confirmed by the...

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