Surprised during the London premiere of James Cameron's "Avatar", Queen Mudder, Lynton, Lowton and other London Spoof residents attending the red carpet event, were shocked to see major animated characters in the film literally based on Spoof avatars...
Known the world over for their eclectic residential base of satirical writers, Spoofington California was overrun this past weekend with nebbishes, sophomoric young males, hetero porn junkies and puerile twits from various age groups, all expecting t...
A horde of international revelers turned out to honour Spoof prodigy Skoob 1999 as he was feted, ironically on his birthday, for his contribution to humanity and for his untiring efforts to preserve free speech and back yard wild life. The celebr...
The wife of popular Spoof writer Skoob1999 has finally revealed how her husband chose his pen name. While he has stated that it was based on his love of reading and that it was actually "books" spelled backwards, she has come forth with the truth an...
Spoof writer Skoob1999 today crushed the myth that all Spoof writers are cruel, heartless, cynical sons of female dogs. The Spoofer today ventured out into his back garden to feed two little wabbits and to make sure that they had ample clean beddi...
As if one bloody wabbit, cute as it may be, wasn't enough, Spoof writer Skoob1999 today had to take another of the little buggers on board. The wabbits will be leaving the Skoob household on Christmas Eve, and should really be kept in a hutch, outsid...
Skoobco Games Inc today announced the launch of their latest console release, "Where's Morse?" a game which breaks the boundaries of technology because it will apparently be available on dial up laptop connections. Lines were already building up o...
LAS VEGAS: With more and more lovers emerging from the woodwork claiming to have had clandestine affairs with Tiger Woods a Spoof.com reporter's name is now being added to the list. Due to TheSpoof.com's highly ethical policy of protecting the ident...
In his annual December poll of Spoof writers, editor and site owner Mark Lowton discovered some strange and depressing facts. Polls were sent out in mid-November, with answers to be submitted by December 1 so that they could be tabulated and hav...
The day finally arrived when there was no news to report, so a fantastically talented newbie Spoofer resorted to spoofing a fellow Spoofer's spoof, to see if he could instantly rise in the ranks of the Spoof writers chart and hit the top spot by next...
I've been asked by people why I write for this website. They say that I "should be using my time doing other, productive things." Like what, watching reality shows on television? They say that I ought to be using my writing talents to make money.
The Bondage-A-Go-Go Escaping from Extremist Catholic Mimes can wear on a fella, and both Warren and I were exhausted from the experience. Where hearth and happiness can only be found at or somewhere near home, we both booked returning flights from Milan back to the U.S. The trip from Tremezzo and the Grand Hotel back to Milan was adventurous, trading paint and a couple of "Fungoos!" with teen...
Escape from Bellagio - Still prisoners in the cellar of the Parrocchia Basilica S. Giacomo, Redlich and I continued planning our escape from the militant group of parochial Mimes holding us captive. We searched around the cellar shelves and floor only to be disappointed in the lack of anything that could be used as a weapon. Among the assets we could find included a paint brush and white p...
For many years now, possibly since time itself began, humankind has devoted an eternity to the never ending search for the perfect newspaper story headline. Could that never ending search be finally coming to an end? From the moment our ancesto...
The Train to Amsterdam Deep sleep would have been welcome after a long day of story search and a late night of Jalapeno eating and professional bull riding, but I was awakened by my roommates who were shuffling around the floor, packing up their duffels. The youth hostel near the train station in Etterbeek had a curfew, but I managed to see the building manager outside the night before, having...
"The Bitters Bordello" It was 2:00 AM Brussels time when I made my way out of the Skoob & Thistle, still waiting for the burn to stop from the Jalapeno cheese burger I had consumed minutes before. I followed McCarthy's instructions down the alley towards the door with the glow of a red neon light washing over hand hewn cobblestone. McCarthy wasn't kidding. The neon tube had been twiste...
LONDON, England - My source, Dr. Scoober Methaone, a noted expert in the new field of aspartame abuse, has analyzed the mad writings of TheSpoof.com and found the rantings, whinings, and bafoonary to be due in large measure to the over use of asparta...
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