SOUTHHAMPTON, England - Manchester United's Javier Hernandez Balcazar, aka Chircharito scored the come-from-behind goal to help the Red Devils defeat the Southampton Saints 2-1 before a crowd of close to 29,000 fans. After the game Javier told BBC...
Manchester City owner Sheikh Mansour announced today that he has bought Manchester United from the Glaziers. For many months the Manchester United supporters have been wearing green scarves to complain about the Glaziers takeover involving their £...
Manchester City, the world's richest football club, the club with the largest squad in history, and the only team in the Premiership to play in sky blue, are this evening sitting proudly at the top of the Barclays Premier League table after a scrambl...
A snow bound England, already suffering from severe depression, was plunged deeper into despair when it was announced the Glazer family is in negotiations to sell off The Big Red Team to Qatar and move it lock stock and Old Trefford! "It's not su...
It's the question thousands of football fans all over East Yorkshire are asking each other this evening, after former Manchester United and England star David Beckham said that he needs to be actively playing football to regain his international plac...
The mood in the Chelsea camp this morning was typically bullish, as Chelsea promised to not only beat Manchester United at Stamford Bridge, but to thrash, bash, trash and whiplash the northerners into submission. And then rub their noses in it. Wi...
Bangalore Herald, Bangalore, India: Manchester United's spanking new restaurant in Bangalore has been forced to close because the location is much too dangerous for pedestrians to access. During the opening ceremony there were concerns that the co...
Wayne Rooney is being sued for damages for breaking an 83 year old pensioner's window who served in World War Two. The event took place on Monday night when Wayne Rooney missed a penalty at Old Trafford when Manchester United played Arsenal and en...
Local kebab and pizza van entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, has just confirmed that his flagship kebab and pizza van will be on standby for Manchester United's Premier League clash with Arsenal at Old Trafford tonight. United versus Arsenal has been someth...
As the terrible news that England's 2018 World Cup bid had failed started to sink in this morning, the Wikileaks website announced that the reason behind the snub was that FIFA officials believe that Manchester United and England striker Wayne Rooney...
As the snow flew on that Godforsaken hovel, otherwise known as Upton Park, Manchester United fans sneaked out of the stadium following a 4-0 defeat to the mighty bubble blowing West Ham ICF merchants. United fan, Jarbo the Killer, admitted that Un...
Ibrox - Wednesday November 24th - Champions League - It looked like Rangers weren't really up for a football match, as they kicked off this fixture packing their defence, and almost coming unstuck early doors. Penalty appeals from Berbatov and Nan...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson gave the club a much-needed boost tonight, when he announced that he plans to remain at the helm 'at least' until he reaches the age of 100. Ferguson, now 69, had earlier said that he was "too old to ret...
In a thriller at the Villa which ended in a 2-2 draw, Sir Alex Ferguson stated that given an extra five minutes, his Manchester United team would have won the match. Seemingly having failed to observe that the referee had already added five and a...
As Tottenham Hotspur and West Ham United launch rival bids to take over the Olympic Stadium in east London, speculation has increased that should Tottenham succeed with their bid, Manchester United will up sticks and move lock, stock, and barrel into...
The 2,500 Manchester United fans allowed into the City Of Manchester Stadium at Eastlands (up Oldham Road) filed out hanging their heads in shame as Manchester City really showed their illustrious neighbours how noisy a noisy neighbour can be. By...
Roberto "Boom Boom" Mancini has sparked controversy in the north west on the day of the Manchester derby by claiming that Manchester City can beat Manchester United on any given day of the week. Mancini insists that City are a more formidable pros...
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