Buckingham Palace is advertising for a new "head of travel" to help the Royal Family cut costs and reduce their carbon footprint. The post, worth between £55,000 and £75,000, is advertised on the family's web site. A palace insider said: "Membe...
LONDON - Sarah Margaret Ferguson recently stated to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News that in her 51 years she has probably had more ups and downs that the American stock market. The Marylebone, London native spoke candidly with Neville Twickenb…
LONDON - Some of the world's richest, most popular, and most influential people will be in attendance on April 29 at the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. David and Victoria (The Beckhams) will be in attendance. David and Samantha (Cam...
The invitations to William and Kate's royal wedding have been sent and so far, Todd and Sarah Palin have not received theirs. A quick check of the guest list seems to indicate that they were never considered as guests, even on the long list. But t...
London - (Suckers): 'Not nearly as tacky as the swastika-themed Olympics logo,' is how worried courtiers consoled themselves today. But Palace officials are taking no chances with the official 2012 Queen's Diamond Jubilee emblem launch delayed unt...
LONDON - Queen Elizabeth II has informed the media that she has booked one of the greatest rock and roll bands off all time, The Rolling Stones to perform at her grandson William and her future granddaughter-in-law Kate's wedding reception. Accord...
There has been a strong reaction over a pub sign which depicts the Queen with a tattoo on her arm. The sign has been hanging outside the Queens Arms pub in Acomb, just outside Hexham, since the pub was refurbished. "Most distasteful and inappro...
London - (Self Preservation Society): President Barack Obama is to get a gong from the Queen during his May state visit. "It's for keeping mum about the Princess Di blood money," a Reuterus Agency stringer said today. Obama will be knighted wit...
London - (Reuterus): The news comes amid an official announcement that President Obama and his wife Michelle are coming to the UK on a state visit in May. "At this stage we simply don't know what is Palace protocol about shagging the current US in...
LONDON - With her wedding date fast approaching Kate Middleton has started to get somewhat nervous as evidenced by the fact that one day last week at a dinner party in Buckingham Palace honoring the Minogue sisters, Dannii and Kylie, she inadvertentl...
Prior to the royal wedding, and in keeping with general laddish behaviour, Buckingham Palace has announced details of the official Royal Stag night out to celebrate the young prince's last "nights of freedom". One of the Royal Household's men at a...
Middle East - (Shark El Sheikh): Expect Tunisian and Egyptian turmoil to spread to Great Britain angry camel-raising Bedou tribesmen said today. A letter to the Daily Smearer from the Sinai Peninsula's nomadic leaders warns that 'crazy tarts' like...
It can be revealed what the future of the Queen Vic pub in Albert Square on the BBC's long running soap opera, Eastenders, holds. Although the BBC hope that the current Queen of England, Elizabeth Windsor, reigns for many a year yet to come, they...
New York - (Crude Business): A Manhattan federal court heard today how a seedy Ecuadorean extortion racket is the outsourced arm of a Buckingham Palace boiler room scam. US super major Chevron Corp has filed civil racketeering charges detailing l...
Reign, reign and more reign is the whether forecast for those who are ruled by Queen Elizabeth. Snow wonder that many Brits are trying to pull out their heir. Prince Charles has his bus pass but not his crown as King. This was NOT in his plans as a young man. During his teenage years he suffered from OCD - stressing about when he would be sitting on the throne himself. He received couns...
Estepona - (RIP News): No word yet whether drugs, drink or some other rockstar-ish shenanigans were involved in Gary Moore's death. The 58 year-old Irishman was found in his luxury suite at the Kempinski Resort Hotel in Estepona, some 25 years aft...
Forbidden City - (Fortune Cookie): She's earned the mighty Jade Emperor's wrath with decades of humbug portraying a continuous near 60-year reign. That fiction is now exhausted as the combined farces of the Sun, Moon, Mars, Neptune and Mercury ali...
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