Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 6 February 2011

image for Thin Lizzie guitarist found dead in hotel room; Fat Lizzie in Buck House is next say seers!
The Irish band was named after her - 60lbs of cellulite and five dress sizes ago

Estepona - (RIP News): No word yet whether drugs, drink or some other rockstar-ish shenanigans were involved in Gary Moore's death.

The 58 year-old Irishman was found in his luxury suite at the Kempinski Resort Hotel in Estepona, some 25 years after Thin Lizzie lead guitarist Phil Lynott's own overdose death.

Worried Palace synchronicity watchers immediately battened down the hatches amid fears 'Fat Lizzie may be next'.

The hoaxer monarch's dalliance with deception has long been a marathon farce.

"She always feared this Irish boy band was named after her - albeit some 60lbs of cellulite and five dress sizes ago," the Lord Chamberlain Lord Luce-Cannon muttered nervously as news of Moore's death broke.

This weekend the Old Soak is said to be saturated with gin and dubonnet as fears of her own RIP on Monday morning grow.

Prince Philip's tarot reader is Dr Rowan Williams.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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