'My fellow Americans, this is it, here we are, now is now. In effect this is the time for all good men, all good women, all good children, all good pet goldfishes to move forward to a new America, a new future, a new beginning. We must change with the times, changes must change with the times, not a second more or less will be wasted in our efforts to turn the future back from the past into tomorr...
MEXICO CITY - The people of the city crowd around the T.V set, watching the decline of the Dollar. They know that once the Peso equals the Dollar, they can vacation in America in style. In Mexico, unlike in America, the news is out. The softenin...
The British Pound rallied in the markets today, rising an impressive 8% against the Borneo wogga bean. There are now 244 wogga to the Pound. The GDP was still disappointing against most "major" currencies, but Gordon Brown was optimistic. Spe...
The Party of "Personal Responsibility" has finally decided to accept personal responsibility for the global financial collapse which took place during the last year of George Bush's term in office. A somber and reflective group of Republican leade...
Fort Knox, KY/ Site of Last American Dollar Under Siege - Coached by a Teleprompter hastily installed on the mini-bar on Air Force I, President Obama presided over a rambling, self aggrandizing political speech to adoring "Journalists" on his way to...
Reuters - Mastermind Dr. Evil startled the world community yesterday by revealing that he is behind the global trend to install gigantic wind turbines which he claims to have personal control over. In a video taped press release from his lair deep...
Investment Limp Firm Merrilly Welynchalong needed Bank of Amerika to buy it up and rescue it from the Bush worldwide economic collapse. That done, the limp firm continued to struggle. Further investigations into the cashmere company revealed that ca...
Alistair Darling will personally receive £1.69 million from the Bank of England's quantitative easing slush money pot. After it was announced the Bank of England would create £75 billion worth of funds from thin air and the Treasury cleared a tota...
(Washington, D.C.) It was an overlooked agenda item at the White House Forum on Health Reform Thursday, but it is one in which President Obama and his Director of Domestic Policy Council, Melody Barnes, are placing a good deal of weight. It is an "au...
Regent's Park - (Enron Fallout Mess:): President Obama's April 1st London visit has been jinxed by the news today that theR egent's Park ambassadorial residency has been repossessed in yet another a sub-prime mortgage fiasco. The Obamas will now b...
One of the worst perpetrators of housing mortgage scams, Countryhide once advertised itself as "Countryhide is on your side". Since then the grifters of the bad debt department has gone belly up and has rolled over seemingly dead on its side. Lik...
Montpelier VT: The Vermont State Legislature has overwhelmingly passed a law petitioning the Federal Government for a second US House of Representatives seat. The legislators felt that the State of Utah doesn't need another US House Representative, a...
Economists the world over have stated the news that everyone has been waiting for- that the long, draining recession has finally come to an end and that businesses will start hiring again. Unfortunately, the good news came to a screeching halt when i...
The UK's unluckiest investor has been revealed last night as Dennis Whipsnade. Starting in 1997 with a £10billion inheritance and with the help of "independent financial advisers", the Londoner has revealed that he now has £18.47 left. Whipsnade l...
US and Global corporations have been competing in the multi network scary reality show, The Biggest Loser. In the early showing the Americant auto industry seemed to be the certain favorite as they lost trunk loads of dough and still refused to cease...
'Low' cost airline Bryanair is to start charging customers for oxygen. The firm's abrasive chief Paddy O'Leary told reporters Bryanair's plans to "cut fares down to pence" would come with passengers forced to pay for traditionally free services.
In a sign of the spread of the bonus culture in banking, it has been announced that the people who check the work of the regulator who checks on City bonuses is also getting a bonus! "Nobody is prepared just to do a job for a basic wage these day...
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