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Funny story: Early Home Movies Reveal Hillary Clinton Played Part in Christmas Nativity Plays

Early Home Movies Reveal Hillary Clinton Played Part in Christmas Nativity Plays

Hillary Clinton, the Democratic Senator from New York, Presidential candidate, former First Lady, and husband of President Bill Clinton was once a young, aspiring actress. Early home movies from a former neighbor show that, for four consecutive year...

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Funny story: Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

Black Elves call for first Black Santa Claus

NORTH POLE -- In what appears to be an historic upheaval of the usually business-like operations of preparation for the upcoming Christmas season, an angry mob of black elves are calling for the resignation of Kris Kringle and demanding he be replace...

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Funny story: "Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

"Smoking Crack with Jack": Nicholson gets once off Christmas TV Special

Hollywood legend Jack Nicholson is to get a once off Holiday special TV talk show where he interviews friends while under the influence of narcotics.

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Funny story: Gays Pack Fudge For Charity

Gays Pack Fudge For Charity

Hollywood gays and lesbians got together to pack fudge for charity and the homeless. This is an annual event in California and has begun spreading across the country. Famous singer Little Richard said "Owwww! I been packin' the fudge for years a...

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Funny story: The Real Nightmare Before Christmas: Part I

The Real Nightmare Before Christmas: Part I

Our field reporter, Carlos O'Malski, takes an inside look into the demise of Christmas and why we may never celebrate it the same again. This is his five part series.

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Funny story: Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

There are only 59 shopping days left until Christmas, but don't get carried away just yet, because it may be cancelled altogether - due to nasty old Global Warming.

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Funny story: Father Christmas voted most unbelievable fictional character

Father Christmas voted most unbelievable fictional character

A recent poll, dreamt up by TV Pundits with no good ideas of their own has revealed that amongst the British public, Father Christmas is the most unbelievable of all fictional characters. He tops a poll that is made up by Satan, Jesus Christ, David B...

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Funny story: Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas

Nader Calls for Recall of Christmas

Consumer advocate and former presidential candidate Ralph Nader has called for a recall of Christmas this year.

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Funny story: Trade is so bad - Xmas is cancelled

Trade is so bad - Xmas is cancelled

Santa Claus is considering getting an injunction against a Gloucester village after a frustrated traders have cancelled Christmas because a road closure. The road is closed due to a landslip brought on by the summer's floods.

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Funny story: President Bush declares; "I'm on a mission from God!"

President Bush declares; "I'm on a mission from God!"

President Bush is laying the groundwork for an American Theocracy.(The groundwork pieces are from a giant Leggos set his Daddy bought him for Christmas.)...

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Funny story: Santa Claus is bulletproof - isn´t she?

Santa Claus is bulletproof - isn´t she?

I remember the Christmas of 2010. It was the Christmas I tried to kill Santa Claus. Yes, I was a person of action back then. But what else was I supposed to do? I had to pay 206 Euros for a parking ticket and therefore was left with no money to celebrate the annual pre - Christmas Summer Holy Night on August 24th.

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Funny story: EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

EastEnders Phil Mitchell To 'Get Angry' In Christmas Day Special

Phil Mitchell, the soft-centred bully boy of Albert Square, has been given the limelight again in the Christmas Day edition of the BBC soap EastEnders.

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Funny story: Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

Christmas Doctor Who To Feature Felicity Kendal

The Head of BBC Entertainment has said in a statement, that more ex-celebrities have been invited to star in the exciting new Christmas Doctor Who episode.

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Funny story: Still a Long Time Til Christmas

Still a Long Time Til Christmas

Little Yorkie Dogs everywhere are disappointed to learn that there is still six months until Christmas. Yorkies are loved and adored (and spoiled) by their owners. Because of this, they are one of the breeds most likely to receive Christmas gifts, a...

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Funny story: Two of Santa's Reindeer on the Lam

Two of Santa's Reindeer on the Lam

North Pole - Today Santa's Little Helper Gazette reported that two of Santa's reindeer have escaped the North Pole Toy Factory and Compound and are on the lam. "Donner and Blitzen have escaped," shouted Santa Claus above the clatter, as he t...

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Funny story: Doctor Who Series 4 Episode List

Doctor Who Series 4 Episode List

The 2007 Christmas Special Stars Kylie Minogue as the Sinister Cyber Woman who Traps the Doctor And Tries to Make Him Bring back the Cyber Army.

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Funny story: Top Secret document leaked.

Top Secret document leaked.

The following document is the results of a study conducted by the Department of Homeland Security last Christmas season. It deals with a threat that Americans deal with every year. This document was classified Top Secret but was leaked when someone accidentally left it in the copier machine at a local post office.

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