The popular phrase ‘bomb disposal expert', could soon disappear from the list of media clichés.
The parlous state of the Royal Household's finances was exposed, yesterday when it was announced that The Queen would be riding a Royal Mount in The Kentucky Derby.
George W Bush shocked America, yesterday when he outlined his latest initiative to rid the world of terrorism - he would make happiness a criminal offence.
Western security forces were put on a high state of alert following a terrorist atrocity at the world's largest condom factory.
Senator John Kerry's amazing hairstyle overshadowed his recent Democratic Party Presidential nomination, when a pair of tits were found in his magnificent mane.
Clare Short heaped further humiliation on Tony Blair, by sensational claims that British spies had tapped the phones of Eurovision Song Contest entrants.
Britain's army of traffic wardens were issued with bathroom scales, today, so that they could impose on-the-spot fines to overweight Britons.
Last night's prestigious Brit Awards Ceremony was brought to a standstill when Her Majesty the Queen staged a raunchy ‘Janet Jackson' routine with her Greek-born husband.
Tony Blair has ordered a radical shake-up of the way that Great Britain is policed, following complaints from police officers.
The ‘luvvie' world was set alight last night when it was revealed that Johnny Rotten had quit the Australian set of ‘I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here ----' because he was to star in the new James Bond film.
Champagne corks popped at George Best's favourite watering hole, Blackpool's Yates Wine Lodge, when it was announced that the football legend was to be the new BBC director general. The BBC decided that the new bos...
Things really started hotting up in the Australian bush last night, when top fashion babe, Jordan, took offence at Dec, the cherub-like presenter and bit off his left tentacle. Viewers have often...
Tony Blair, the self-appointed President of Great Britain, shocked Civil Rights groups last night when he announced radical legislation to solve the problem of obesity.
Kipper-ties fluttered and sports jackets came alive, today, when it was announced that the missing Mars Probe had been found orbiting the Open University headquarters at Milton Keynes.
Top BBC bosses were reconsidering their decision to scrap , Robert Kilroy Silk's morning show, following Gaddafi's claim that he was Kilroy's love-child.
Young chicks, old chicks and past their sell-by-date chicks flocked to the Royal Albert Hall, yesterday, for a special concert given by sexy Britney and the ‘Three Tenas '.
The ‘War on Terror' took on a more sinister aspect, yesterday, when George W Bush revealed that ‘Suicide Spammers' had kidnapped the entire world's stock of unsolicited e-mails, and were keeping them against their will, at unknown web-addresses.
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