Written by Bob Muppet

Thursday, 5 February 2004

image for Sexy Britney Strips In New Bond Movie

The ‘luvvie' world was set alight last night when it was revealed that Johnny Rotten had quit the Australian set of ‘I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of here ----' because he was to star in the new James Bond film.

Even more sensational was the news that the sex goddess, Britney Spears was to co-star in the movie.

Top film producers had been secretly looking for a replacement for Pearce Brosnan and Johnny's performance with the wild celebrities in the Bush convinced them that the ex-punk rocker was the ideal actor to step into Bond's shoes.

Show business insiders had already revealed that Britney and Rotten had formed a very close 'bond ' following the recent failure of the pop-babe's marriage.

Britney stated that she couldn't wait to get under the sheets with the Adonis-like punk rocker, unlike topless model Jordan who despised J.R. in the Aussie outback.

The new Bond film, entitled ‘The Spy Who Punked Me' is planned to be released later this year

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: James Bond, Sexy

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