The Queen Stages Raunchy Janet Jackson Routine

Funny story written by Bob Muppet

Wednesday, 18 February 2004

Last night's prestigious Brit Awards Ceremony was brought to a standstill when Her Majesty the Queen staged a raunchy ‘Janet Jackson' routine with her Greek-born husband.

Justin Timberlake had just received his award for best international male, when the royal pair burst onto the platform.

There were cries of shocked disbelief when Prince Philip reached across to his wife and ripped off her top to reveal the Royal Pair's royal pair.

I.T.V., who were staging the event on live television were shocked by the outrage and made an immediate public apology.

Traumatised parents jammed ITV switchboards as they rang in to express their shock and disgust.

Top psychologist Alan Barton tried to explain the reasons for the irrational behaviour of the couple who appear have everything.

‘This is not the first time that members of the Royal Family have tried to steal the public limelight', he explained.

‘Many people have commented that the Royals are totally out of control.'

‘The publicity that Janet Jackson received was probably the catalyst that prompted the Queen and her husband to perform this copycat act.'

‘Basically, the Royal pair just want to be loved'.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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