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Funny story: Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

Twitter Report of Roger Goodell's Death a Hoax. NFL Admits "He was never alive to begin with..."

A hacker unwittingly exposed the true nature of Roger Goodell by falsely reporting his death on Tuesday June 7, 2016. The NFL's hacked Twitter account announced his passing with the following tweet: "We regret to inform our fans that our commission...

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Funny story: Johnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL

Johnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL

After a string of immature, unprofessional and downright criminal incidents, Johnny Manziel has been stripped of his right to associate himself with football by the NFL. The infamous party animal/misogynist is now left with a gaping maw where his id...

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Funny story: Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Mother Nature Claims "There is no climate change, only climate control...And I'm in control!"

Over several decades scientist have a built a near consensus on the human causes of climate change only to have the rug pulled from under them by Mother Nature herself. "Yes, it's hotter right now, but that's because I want it to be, not because t...

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Funny story: Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

Cries to "Show the Dome" pour in as Trump's Honesty called into question.

As lie after lie is piled on by current leading Republican Presidential nominee, Donald Trump, most reasonable people have called into question his self proclaimed virtue of "telling it like it is." "I tell it like it is, and that is why everybody...

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Funny story: Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

Trump Announces that he was hired to run for President to "weed out the dummies"

In a shocking announcement, the current republican presidential nominee front runner, Donald Trump has admitted to running a mock campaign. "I'm surprised someone has called me on this yet." the Donald said. "I take that back. I'm not surprise...

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Funny story: Montgomery Brewster surges in polls after other candidates prove themselves schmucks

Montgomery Brewster surges in polls after other candidates prove themselves schmucks

In the latest Gallup poll, a relative unknown candidate has begun gaining traction due mostly to the ineptitude and downright lackluster performances put on by the other previously front running candidates. Montgomery Brewster, made famous in the ea...

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Funny story: Cam Newton develops bizarre pigskin phobia at the most inopportune time

Cam Newton develops bizarre pigskin phobia at the most inopportune time

With the balance of Superbowl 50 hanging by a thread the most celebrated man in football made what could only be described as the most cowardly display in football history. Or, at least, that is how it appeared. The reality is that when Can Newton...

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Funny story: Carson Palmer set to pen new memoir titled, "I Hate the Playoffs"

Carson Palmer set to pen new memoir titled, "I Hate the Playoffs"

After yet another pedestrian showing in the NFL postseason, Carson Palmer has determined he will air his frustration in a new book. "This isn't just a money grab," the hapless quarterback stated, "I really do hate the playoffs." From his firs...

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Funny story: Patriots blame lack of "Home Cheat Advantage" in playoff loss

Patriots blame lack of "Home Cheat Advantage" in playoff loss

The New England Patriots were robbed at a chance to recheat as Superbowl Champions, because they had to play the AFC Championship Game away from Gillette Stadium, according to multiple team sources. "It's always harder to win on the road," coach B...

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Funny story: Historic storm, "Gee, it's Snowing Again" wallops north east

Historic storm, "Gee, it's Snowing Again" wallops north east

In what is now pretty much a commonplace occurrence, a giant winter Strom is impacting a large swath of the United States. Although, weather forecasters are calling it another "storm of the century ", Doug from Philadelphia was quoted as saying,...

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Funny story: NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

NFL Rebrands Championship Game the "Superblow" for 2016-17 season

NFL Commissioner, Roger Goodell, on the heels of uncountable rule changes, arbitrary punishments, and overall ineptitude has contributed what he has refereed to as his "crowning achievement as Commissioner of the NFL". "Starting from the champions...

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Funny story: Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination

Antonio Brown receives Grammy Nomination

At the behest of Adam Pacman Jones, the National Academy of Recording Arts and Sciences has deemed the sound of Antonio Brown crumpling to the ground after a vicious hit by Vontaze Burfict warranted Grammy consideration. Neil Portnow, President of...

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Funny story: Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Pac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown

Pac-Man, the ubiquitous yellow circle turned video game icon has made a concerted effort to distance himself from Cincinnati Bengal, Adam Jones after his total lack of discipline robbed the good citizens of Ohio yet another chance to scrape out of sp...

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Funny story: Monkeys Protest Being Portrayed as Tedd Cruz's Children

Monkeys Protest Being Portrayed as Tedd Cruz's Children

Monkeys are irate after a distasteful political cartoon depicted them stumping for the dark horse Republican presidential candidate. "Sure we work for peanuts sometimes," one inconsolable primate protested, "but that doesn't mean we'll go out in f...

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Funny story: United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

United States Considers Ban on Unconvincing Orangutan Fur Based Hair Pieces

In a move that has been labeled "politically motivated" law makers, and Republicans in particular, are attempting to find legal precedent to eject any "suspiciously covered" individuals from the country. The move was prompted by a number of comp...

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Funny story: Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Airline Pilots Complain that Christmas Laser Light Displays are "Interrupting our beauty naps."

Complaints by airline pilots concerning the recent Star Shower laser Christmas lights decorations are on the rise. Many of the pilots site the ability of the lights to shine into the cockpit during cruising altitudes, which can be disruptive to thei...

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Funny story: Pope Francis declines lunch invitation by dirty bums to dine with homeless instead

Pope Francis declines lunch invitation by dirty bums to dine with homeless instead

On the day of his much publicized arrival in the United States Pope Francis politely declined an invitation to have lunch with some of the top leaders in Washington to serve lunch to the homeless at St. Patrick's Church in Washington D.C. House...

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