Washington,DC/ Center of Toxic Fallout - Vice President, "Say It Ain't So" Joe Biden, only a heart beat away from the Presidency, has done it again, this time leaving House Speaker Nancy Pelosi with nowhere to hide after she opened Pandora's Box on...
Washington, D.C. - In a surprising mix of the strangest bedfellows yet, lawyers for Dick Cheney filed a friend of the court brief in the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)'s case today to get the new torture photos of detainees in Iraq and Afghani...
Now that the U.S. Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is no longer allowed to use torture, they have resorted to old cold-war style tactics of using attractive young women to seduce the enemy into revealing secrets. "We were having very little succe...
Whatever the deal was with the airplane buzzing New York City earlier this week, New Yorkers say that what it amounted to was torture. "If the Obama administration is going to put people for mistreating those poor little mass killers down at Gitmo...
Hollywood, California In the new digitally enhanced reedited version, the Rebel Alliance captures and boards an Imperial Star Destroyer, taking Darth Vader hostage. Later at the location of their secret base somewhere in the Outer Rim, outside the...
President Obama asked Janet Napolitano to put together a new "Torture Release Form" for all current and future detainees to keep him out of any legal problems that may come up later. He told Napolitano to include the following questions and statements on the Release Form: Do you believe you will be treated fairly during your torture? Do you have any phobias or fears that would disqualify y...
Senior members of the Bush administration who approved the use of waterboarding and other harsh interrogation measures could face torture themselves, Barack Obama said yesterday, in a surprise about-turn by the president. "For those who carried ou...
Amnesty International has accused the Bush administration of performing more tortuous acts against the detainees of Gitmo than have been previously thought possible. Based upon documents discovered in the basement of the Rush Limbaugh Think-Tank of...
Barry Barack Obie Obama has ironically added to the very unemployment rate that his economic rescue plan is seeking to remedy. Obie has announced immediate layoffs for Bush-cheney torturers in the CIA, FBI Homeland Security and the IRS. This one...
Human and civil rights groups in Germany are dismayed that Gestapo agents will not face prosecution over interrogation techniques in the Himmler era. Such techniques included electric shock torture, sleep deprivation, regular beatings, near-drowni...
Leaking Red Cross blood bags are not the only problems the international organization has lately. A top secret report revealing the role of medical professionals in the Bush-Cheney torture chambers has been made public and critics are calling for the...
The European nation most infamous for injustice, torture and persecution has brought suit against six US Bush administration officials alleged to be involved in torture. The Obama administration has recognized that his predecessor's underlings did em...
Claims by British MPs that they have been tortured by recent exposure of their expenses details has been raised with the International Court of Human Rights. The MPs concerned have said that they were forced to explain their expenses by the applicat...
Police will investigate claims that an MI5 agent was complicit in torture carried out at Guantanamo bay.. One inmate, known as Mohamed to protect his identity, was held at Guantanamo Bay after he was caught on a London bus without a travel card la...
Evidence of British collusion in the Bush-Cheney Dungeon of torture has been emerging time and again to the shame and humiliation of birthplace of the Magna Carta, obsolete monarchs and a Parliament so democratic that everyone shouts and screams at t...
Tory Leader David Cameron Speaking at Prime Minister's Question Time, called for new and improved torture probes. He said existing probes have not proved effective enough in extracting information from Islamic no-fun-and-mentalists being held in chal...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama delivered his first presidential speech to a packed joint session of Congress. Some of the people in the crowd included Secretary of State Hillary "The Face" Clinton, Senator John "Long Face" Kerry, Senato...
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