Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 8 April 2009

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AMA surgeons remove the heart of American medicine

Leaking Red Cross blood bags are not the only problems the international organization has lately. A top secret report revealing the role of medical professionals in the Bush-Cheney torture chambers has been made public and critics are calling for the disbarring of the doctors involved.

The report details gruesome scenes of US MD's sterilizing the spikes on the Iron Maidens, adjusting the chlorine levels for the water torture and applying antibiotic ointment to the electrical shock dildoes.

A Medical Association literally leapt to the defense of the docs. In an unanimously approved statement they praised the torture MD's:

"Members of our association have been inflicting cruel and unusual punishment on the American people for more than a century now. We limit the number of doctors to keep medical costs high and fight against affordable health care with the very billions we have extorted from our patients and our government. We are the healers holding our cures hostage for remuneration from the highest bidder. Torture is just the next logical best practice in 21st century American medicine!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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