With fading celebrity Jade Goody said to be 'hours from death' the world's most beautiful woman, Shilpa Shetty, who once had an argument with the stricken reality star over a chicken stock cube, was said to be 'rushing to her side' to say goodbye yes...
Dressed as a sexy ringmaster in New Orleans and directing a colorful cast that included jugglers, elephants, sword swallowers, acrobats, dancing chickens, donkey basketball teams and martial arts dancers, Britney Spears delivered a tightly choreograp...
In a move which has angered animal rights activists Nelly the Elephant returned to the Big Top tonight. Twenty years ago Nelly packed her trunk and said goodbye to the circus. She was answering a call made by the head of the herd, far far away. H...
Consternation today at the London zoo when Zorba the Greek elephant appeared to have forgotten where his enclosure was, after working hard all day picking up logs with his powerful trunk. It seems that a befuddled Zorba lost all sense of direction...
You've heard the saying 'where corn is as high as an elephant's eye.' It used to refer only to the height of corn particularly in Iowa. But the saying is also holding true for the price of corn and the price of elephant eyes.
Sam, an Elephant in Dudley zoo just can't forget, despite the fact that he drinks every night.
The elephant that has been in the room for some time has now left, after being successfully coaxed out by trained elephant tamers. So ends a decade of overused metaphor creating a problem for management consultants, conservationists and interior desi...
South Africa has had numerous proverbial "Elephants in the Living Room". They lived for years with a criminal system of racial separation that spread elephantine manure across their economy and reputation as a civilized nation.
Scientists in Oklahoma have developed the world's biggest set of Spirographs for use by Elephants. The toy, which measures metres in length, and consists of a number of comedy oversized pens suspended in air for the peace loving animals to push a...
Please ignore the following noise: The Emperor's clothes don't match. The sheeple of Amerika have seen the resurrection of the dead. The Whig Potty died and the White Elephant Potty arose from its ashes. The spirit so moved the politicos of the White Elephant Potty ... they loudly and fervently praised the value and worth of free banking. And as soon as Abe - the honest - became Emper...
A zookeeper at San Francisco zoo has been relating how all the animals have managed to secretly sneak and go on wild trips to Vegas each nite this month.
Hollywood, California (IPP) - Elephant girl will appear on American Idol this week. Stage hands are busy making preparations for the 857 pound American beauty and singing wonder.
Getting an Elephant in the family way is hard enough, but a nine-year-old Asian elephant has found herself in that position and has sparked off major rows in the zoological world. Many accusing the Australian Zoo of underage sex!...
Zoo Keepers in Edinburgh Zoo were today in shock, when they found an Elephant stuck in the eye of a needle.
AC DC - In Washington to day Clyde the official Republican elephant and mascot announced he is becoming an "independent". Clyde, who has learned 3000 words of a special sign language, spoke to reporters through an interpretor.
A 9 year old Mexican boy had a lucky escape yesterday, after falling 20 feet from a building.
Finding an effective, environmentally-friendly source of energy to replace fossil fuels has proven difficult indeed. The modest successes of wind, hydro-electric, and solar power have been overshadowed by embarrassing failures, like the Photosynthes...
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