Last night under the cover of darkness the Chilean Government strapped Ines Sainz into the rescue capsule and lowered her down the mine shaft where she was enthusiastically greeted by 33 Chilean gold miners trapped there for the past two months. Ines...
Chilean miner's should finally be rescued tomorrow after spending 69 days trapped below the surface. The miners relayed messages to the media, briefly stating that they have been able to survive because of each other, their faith and their new frien...
With the 33 Chilean miners soon to find themselves back on the surface stories of survival techniques are now been told by their loved ones. Susan Muvova the wife of Horga a trapped miner told us how US survival specialists convinced the men to st...
Nine boys ranging in age from fourteen to seventeen years old were arrested yesterday at a local watering hole in Calama, Chile, after posing as rescued workers from the nearby Atacama Desert copper mine disaster. Dressed in dirty coveralls, nearl...
The ordeal of the thirty three Chilean miners trapped underground for over two months is not yet over. There is the journey to the surface and the dangers involved with that but another peril, unreported for some reason, is the media frenzy that awai...
Chile is expecting a massive baby boom after the Chilean miners release next week. The miners have requested that their wives go out an buy sexy lingerie, sex toys, etc, and send the kids away for at least three days to their grandparents! The...
A spokesman for the miners in Chile, who have been trapped underground in a copper and gold mine for more than nine weeks, has said the condition of the men is "irritable", and that they are "just about fucked off with each other". The 33 men have...
This morning the drill broke through into the chamber holding the 33 Chilean gold miners. A voice came up the 700 metre shaft saying, "We're staying down here! Go Away!" The spokesman for the trapped Chilean miners Aaron Mateo explained: "We've be...
Not originally recognized in any country other than his own, Philbert Macadamia, Chilean nut grower and the country's largest exporter is also becoming wildly popular as a satirical writer for TheSpoof.com online magazine. Preferring to deftly spo...
The solidarity of the 33 miners has finally been broken over a contentious game of "I Spy". After more than a month of being huddled together, trapped in a confined space, tensions have finally been unleashed over the seemingly innocuous children'...
There were wild celebrations and screams of total joy this morning at the mine where 33 Chilean miners have been trapped for more than 6 weeks, when one of those buried alive scrambled out of a tiny crack at the pithead. Carlos Aquilar, 19, was ab...
Leaked company papers revealed startling news about trapped miners in the Chile gold mine. The papers, which had yet to been discovered, discussed how the Chile government and Mining Company expect the trapped miners to pay for their own rescue by...
George Michael, the former pop star who was handed an eight-week jail sentence yesterday, is this evening heading out of Heathrow Airport on his way to Chile, it has been revealed. Michael, or, should I say, Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou to give hi...
Talk show host Greta Van Susteren hopped the red eye yesterday as she hurried off to Chile in an attempt to interview Joran van der Sloot regarding yet another dead girl he left behind, although this one was found in plain sight! An all points bul...
You thought you knew the correct time. Wrong. The Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) seismic desk has calculated it is now 3 seconds earlier than it was before the 8.8 magnitude quake in Chili. There is a reason you were late for that meeting. Your...
As cleaning up continued in Chile this morning after the weekend's earthquake, people in Haiti spoke out to tell the world that their quake was "much better" than the one in Chile. Sunday's quake, a massive 8.8 on the Richter Scale, demolished onl...
In the aftermath of the earthquake in Chile, monstrous Tsunamis (tidal waves) were projected to strike coasts all along the Pacific Rim. The worst of these were expected to strike Hawaii, causing panic as residents moved inland to higher ground.
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