New West Ham boss Sam Allardyce is confident that he will follow in the footsteps of Alan Pardew, Gianfranco Zola and Avram Grant and not return the famous club to their former glory. The East London club have failed to finish higher than 9th plac...
West Ham have terminated the contract of manager Sam Allardyce with immediate effect. East End owner David Sullivan claims to have been led down the garden path by Big Sam and told reporters: "We found out on Twitter that he is a dirty Northern...
Bouncing bubbles greeted new West Ham manager Sam Allardyce as he stepped from cloud nine on his journey to Upton Park where he was to meet the loyal supporters of West Ham United. Before throwing Sam (whose American Uncle is well known in the Sta...
Even Cardiff appeared to be in celebratory mood, as Swansea City secured promotion to the Premier League, courtesy of a 4-2 victory over Reading at Wembley on Bank Holiday Monday. However, the Swans' ascent into the top flight has not been univers...
Carlton Cole, famous West Ham striker has been sent packing by X Factor because his team, West Ham United, have been relegated to the Championship. West Ham fans were visibly distressed staggering up the Boleyn Road on Saturday night as they heard...
Award winning rock band Keane have thrown their hat in the ring for the West Ham manager's job left vacant after Avram Grant's sacking. Lead singer Tim Rice-Oxley explained : "Although we come from East Sussex, we became very fond of the Hammer...
On the final day of the season when all looked lost for West Ham they completed an amazing survival. Wigan, Blackpool and Birmingham were all docked 10 points as crowds rushed onto the pitches in their games to celebrate supposed survival in the L...
Ex West Ham manager Avram Grant has ruled himself out of the running for the vacant manager's position at West Ham. The popular Israeli was the first name on the short list according to the Hammers' sex industry owners. Dildo magnet Karen Brady...
No one wants to take on the Manager's role at West Ham as fans tried to demonstrate what a fighting spirit means to players attending a 'celebration dinner' in Park Lane. Meanwhile Avram Grant is going to try and complete a hat trick by managing a...
Park Lane, LONDON: Metropolitan Police report that West Ham Utd players showed more fighting 'spirit' at their end of season party, than they have all of the football season. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: "We were called at 9.15pm...
Avram Grant was last night embroiled in a legal battle the likes of which this country has never seen. After West Ham's owner's David Short-And-Stubby and David Albino-Malnourished-Lion-Face made clear to Grant that his tenure had come to an end,...
Marking a change of fortune and the experience of a new Manager and a new league West Ham are celebrating their move to the Olympic Stadium after the Olympic Games by renaming the club West Ham Olympic (W.H.O.) So there is no confusion with the Wo...
West Ham have sacked manager Avram Grant after he was caught wearing fishnets at the Wigan game. Avram's excuse about the chilly northern wind did not go down well with the Hammers' diehards.. "The late great Sir Bobby Moore would be turning in h...
Avram Grant, the ex-manager of Premier League West Ham United, who were yesterday relegated to the Championship after a 3-2 defeat at Wigan, is to be sent hurtling into space by Hammers fans who are just about sick and tired of his pathetic excuses.
Arsenal supporters really got the hump with their team, their manager, and the directors at the Emirates as the Gunners crashed 1-2 to Aston Villa in their final home game of the season. Two Bent goals decided the issue, apparently. Disgruntled...
Britain's chances in the Eurovision Song Contest were shot well over the bar with West Ham's late entry. The massed choir of the Bobby Moore Stand will be singing 'I'm for ever Blowing Bubbles' with the well known Bubble Girls supplied by David Go...
Beleaguered West Ham United boss Avram Grant has denied that he possesses a masochistic streak that makes him only take on impossible tasks. Grant, whose club is currently 2nd bottom of the Premiership and has very rarely been out of the bottom th...
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