Lincoln, Nebraska - It is now hour five, and suburban boy Phillip Reardon is starting to think that the drug dealer he met may not be coming back. It started when Phil and some of his friends decided that they wanted to try some weed, like his old...
A local idiot, Billy Bump 42 of Sweetwater Street, today dug up an asparagus patch in the garden which his wife had carefully nurtured for 11 years. And put the asparagus on the compost heap. "I didn't know it was asparagus," Bump told us. "I thou...
Sacramento, CA - A confused trangendered woman named Loretta Martin and her friend, known only to the 3rd Appellate District of the California Court of Appeal as 'Jojo', have received suspended sentences following their appeal on a conviction of grow...
A female bodybuilder from New Jersey was challenged to a fight last night in a weed smokers cafe in the Netherlands. Dora Piebottom, 32, of Hackensack, New Jersey, who it must be admitted looks a bit like a bloke, with all the big muscles and stuf...
National Poisons Unit, Aldermaston - (Ludicrous Mess): A new strain of eco-friendly weed variant of super-strength quick-grow skunk cannabis has been found to have drastically lower CO2 emissions compared to average cannabis sativa products according...
1. Dispel all bad habits such as biting you fingernails, biting your toenails, smoking cigarettes, smoking weed, smoking your breakfast, smoking salmon, talking to yourself, and talking to yourself in the third person.
England's Stonehenge has become the new mecca for potheads around the world, surpassing even Weed, California as the favored vacation destination.
A record number of people may have ended up wrecked in Cornwall today after as much as £250m worth of superskunk was believed to have been found.
Students who displayed a Bong4Jesus banner during the Olympic torch relay from their high school window were denied the right of free speech by their principal. Now Pat Robertson and an array of Christian conservative groups are filing friend of the...
LA PAZ -- Bolivian farmers, in an effort to reclaim part of their cultural heritage, are pressuring the Coca-Cola company to change its name. Coca leaves have been a part of Bolivian culture for more than 500 years. The plant has been used in relig...
Kalamazoo, MI - What do convicted stalker Joe Stills and Garlic Mustard have in common? According to Stills, both are being denied their civil rights by governmental officials in Kalamazoo, MI after the area Earth Day Committee once again slotted Gar...
London - (Associated Mess): A senior police officer has told a British Medical Association conference that most heroin addicts in the UK are born with an inexplicable birth defect in the form of a congenital cannabis deficiency.
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