Children all over the nation will all dream of awaking this coming Christmas morning to the joys of black hands and fun of fossil fuels. Coal is in big demand with boys and girls as they turn their backs on X-boxes and Barbies. One well-known t...
'Twas The Night Before Christmas 2009 'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except me and my spouse All the presents were wrapped the stockings full of stuff my wife, she did sigh as she sat 'oh', I said, 'you think you have it rough' The children were all nestled, snug in their beds while I looked at the race track and doll house...
Hordes of shoppers have descended on a small toy shop in Chipping Norton when it was revealed that they had three Twisting Turtles for sale. The Twisting Turtles are this year's MUST HAVE toy for the fashion conscious child. With much less arsenic...
NEW YORK CITY, New York - In the wake of the wildly successful release of Gwen Thompson, a doll billed as a Homeless Girl who lives in a car with her mother, toy makers Tammel is unveiling their latest, just in time for some pre-season selling. L...
Playcollege Toys, the toddler friendly toys, has released a new build-and-play train set for children that is impervious to child-like destruction. Unfortunately, it is completely vulnerable to an angry drunk father tripping over it and kicking it to...
Emeryville, CA-Wham-O president and CEO Mojde Esfandiari announced today that his company was releasing a new version of their popular product, to be named the Freudian Slip 'N Slide. The design team was supposedly inspired after reading a copy of Th...
HOLLYWOOD - The Fishing Prize Toy Company, makers of The Miley Cyrus Action Figure Doll have just announced that sales of that one-foot tall doll have reached the one billion mark. Cedar F. Rivermist, CEO of Fishing Prize said that the Miley Cyrus...
After the overwhelming sales during last years Holidays, the Hasbone Toy Company which made a mint on their "Gotta Go Crap" dolls last December at $59.95 each. This year's new introduction will have male dolls with Boo Boo's and females with Ho-Ha...
DreamMovies Pictures in association with KeyGrip films has announced Shia Lebouf is set to star in an upcoming action film based on a series of popular children's toys. Movies about toys are the latest craze sweeping Hollywood. Producer Jerry Gol...
One of the world's largest toy manufacturers, in the throws of economic collapse , in a last ditch effort to save their hide or at least their hair, has announced a new line of products. Their marketing department explained that the recent branding s...
Among the best-selling and most controversial toys of this past holiday season were the $39.95 "Gotta Go" Doll, the $59.95 Baby Alive and the Lead-painted recalled "Dogs & Trees" all three because of their interactive features, especially their d...
Queen Elizabeth II has been severely criticised after an undercover Sunday Times reporter revealed that she has been selling golliwog toys from her Sandringham estate. The reporter spent 4 weeks at the shop, pretending to be a statue of Prince Cha...
The toy innovator that has brought the stimulating educational Beanie Buddies, "stress reducing learning figurines" that basically teach children to just lay there and relax, are introducing into the stagnant US toy market Marvelous Malia and Sweet S...
A father and his two young sons were injured yesterday when the Scalextric cars they were driving collided and skidded off the track they were playing on at their Lancashire home. David Detritus, 32, and his sons, Ben, 6, and Toby, 4, were racing...
With less than a week before Christmas, the United States Marine Corps has declared it's annual "Toys For Tots" drive in Baghdad to be a resounding success. Despite concerns about a stagnant economy and an ongoing war, the Marines have seen donations...
This year's miracle seller has literally risen from the dead this season and broken all sales records. The Jesus doll, long considered somewhat naff and tacky, has been reincarnated for 2008 Christmas with a new look and a suite of miracle accesso...
DETROIT (FMLiveWire)- The failure on Thursday of a congressional rescue package for the U.S. auto industry has made General Motors Corp. (GM) decide to shift production to toy cars. GM said it was "disappointed" by the Senate's rejection of $14 bi...
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