Sum shocking noo stats out today reveel that a staggring 76% of Britons teechers are bearly litrit and shud not be teechin fings lyke Hinglish in skoolz coz their breedinge kids wot will ave no ope of eva postin comrehencable messgs on intrnet sytes.
A secondary teacher in Ashford, Kent has been given a formal reprimand after using a racist poem to explain voting patterns in the U.K. 40 year old social studies teacher Lynus Broadbent was instructing a 3rd year class on electoral trends and was...
Oak Park, MI - Local 7th grade teacher, Ms. Penniweather is receiving a flurry of criticism today, as it was announced late Thursday evening that she was failing one of her students, little Timmy Jenkins, simply because she did not care for the boy...
Melissa Petro is now gone from being an ex-prostitute to an ex-teacher. After parents found Melissa Petro's past online posts, they requested the school to investigate to see exactly what the ex-hooker was teaching their children, according to sup...
It was a controversial pick -- a former publishing executive, chosen to lead the schools because of her outstanding management career. The fact that she has no teaching experience? No problem. No Master's degree? Who cares? Seeking the opinion...
New York - A teacher by the name of Monte Kuhr is claiming that students are bad for teachers' hearts. He is also suing the city for giving him students they knew would cause him way too much stress. Mr. Kuhr told reporters at a news confere...
I'm bloody sick of reading in the British papers about the terrible teachers. I trained in England 1970 -1973, taught there and am now living and teaching in Canada over 35 years later. Way back in the 70's, when I was training, crappy 'would-be teachers' graduated with the rest of us (yes - I consider myself a decent teacher who makes learning fun etc. coz I was bored at High School). They gr...
A teacher incapable of teaching stuff has been banned from teaching for life. Simon Nobody was head of business studies at a community technology college in Hungerford, despite being unable to read, or turn on a computer. His utter crapness was di...
Leaked documents from the Department of Education have revealed that a secret trial has taken place, in which teachers have been issued with Tasers at a top private school. The Principal of Nowhere College, Mr George Whacker, said that he had agre...
A teachers union in Madison, WI, has blamed county officials for 'lay offs' as the officials have denied prescription drugs for erectile dysfunction as part of the free health care plan in the Union Contract costing almost $1m per year! The educa...
Public sector workers are furious with new terms and conditions of employment which will see them leading the changes needed to cut the public defecit,and bail out fat cat bankers. Teachers and nurses have been advised that they are no longer able...
When the New Trends School in California announced at the beginning of summer that all their human teachers were being replaced by teaching robots, there was weeping and the gnashing of teeth. That was from the teachers. On the other hand, students...
A special education teacher named Mrs. Grumpy acts like she can cure disabilities, in the 1st semester she issues point sheets where students can get up to 4 points each subject, but points can be lost for various reasons. She uses a torturing for...
Police in England heard about the Dutch police sending out decoy 'Jews', decoy 'gays' and decoy 'prostitutes' in an effort to catch their 'persecutors' in the act. Now, English police agencies are sending out decoy 'teachers' as they receive regul...
People DO need educating about teachers' salaries. I have been verbally 'attacked' over my years in teaching, as have many of my colleagues. Some of our readers may be guilty of doing so, regarding the looooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg summer vacations enjoyed by teachers. My first response is: If you envy us so much then why are YOU not teaching?? Fair question I would think.
Texas -- Amid fierce controversy, the Texas Board of Education has finally approved significant changes to the state's education curriculum for the next 10 years, which could very well impact other states as well. "We opted for simplicity and frug...
There is no 'shortage' of qualified teachers in Ontario. Quite the opposite in fact. There are so many new teachers looking for their first teaching contract that hundreds (if not thousands) are willing to do 'anything' in order to 'get' that first...
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