WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama, in an impromptu press conference in August of 2012, vowed that the United States would intervene to end Syria's then eighteen-month massacre should President Bashar Al-Assad use chemical weapons, saying, "We...
Iron Dome, a highly maneuverable missile system, is designed to intercept and destroy short-range rockets and artillery shells, fired from 4 to 70 kilometers away. Statistically speaking, out of seven rockets fired simultaneously, Iron Dome managed to destroy only five. Missing two out of seven, in such a deadly game, is too much, thus making the Iron Dome undependable. Undoubtedly, recent Gaz...
"Romney steps in it again," the headline read this morning in The Washington Post. "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse," states the sub-title. Evidently the Post and other media were reacting to a hastily called press conference called b...
Washington DC: The lights were burning late at the White House as a small group of Obama administration policy makers formulated what to do about the Middle East Muslim riots and to insure the safety of US embassies in the region. A White House st...
The Taliban have won a bid for the rights to develop their own unique take of the hit British television show The Office. Analysts are hailing the move to create an Afghan based version of 'The Office' as a step back from the Taliban's previous refu...
Baghdad - Iraq's capital city has never seen a shopping bazaar like this. As the US military starts to withdraw from Iraq, it's organizing the world's largest yard sale to liquidate its surplus of equipment and supplies in the Middle East. Col. Ch...
After reading a report commissioned by Eton College, Prime Minister David Cameron has supported its recommendation that the Middle East tensions between Israel and Palestine could be solved by the "biscuit game". He has written to UN Secretary Genera...
Major Mehmet Mehmet, of the Libyan Peoples Popular Front Army, has denied claims his troops refused to jump from thier aircraft into the battle zone. It was reported, that the 200 strong platoon, trained by the Elite, Libyan Womens Peoples Popular fe...
US President Barack Obama has been rushed to hospital only minutes after making a major speech on the Arab Spring. Obama spoke at the State Department this morning on the democratic movements in North Africa and the Middle East and laid out his v...
David Cameron has announced that Libya is to move from it's present location to a purpose built warehouse just outside Newport Pagnel. Cameron met the new Libyan rebel leader Mustapha Laugh during a recent package holiday to Lanzarote. The British...
The newly appointed President of Palestine Mahmoud Abbas has reissued his government's refusal to accept former refugees of pre 1948 Palestine as citizens in what will be the the newly formed State of Palestine. In an interview with Al Jazeera on...
Arab league members were truly amazed and dismayed when William Hague attended a charity masquerade ball last night dressed as a crusader knight. Ably supported by the lovely Ffion he staggered in red faced under the weight of the costume and spe...
Libyan leader Col Muammar Gaddafi has made a defiant speech, blaming violent video games for the uprising in the country. Col Gaddafi said young Libyan gamers playing as al-Qaeda Terrorists had incited the revolt. Meanwhile, pro-Gaddafi forces...
After an all night session of 'intense camel trading', the UN announced today that Madman Muammar Quaddaffy has agreed to step down from leadership in Libya based on certain conditions hammered out by UK Trade Rep Prince Andrew and agreed to by the...
I've been hearing about this film. I thought the first and second films, Battle for Tunisia and Egypt Breakdown were a bit weak for war films, with not much bloodshed or battles. It appears that the creators have listened. Already news crews at the set of the film have said there is more blood than ever, with more tanks patrolling the streets. Get this. The set stretches across the entire c...
Mr William Hague has issued a new directive after the evacuation fiasco of the UK nationals from Tony Blair's friend Gadaffi anarchic state. In a brief statement Hague stated the new criteria to be rescued from a country if British Citizens were in d...
In a move that seems to run counter to current developments in the Middle East, a group of celebrity chefs, that include: Jamie Oliver, Gordon Ramsey and Heston Blumenthal, have carried out a hostile military takeover of the Palace of Westminster.
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