With disastrous initial reports coming in from the field regarding Microsoft's new Windows Phone (customers complaining that it just does not work, hackers immediately stealing account information and making hundreds of dollars worth of international...
When Bill Gates handed over software development control to Ray Ozzie a number of years ago, he probably never imagined that a loyal senior management compatriot would drop a stinky memo in the press box before walking out the door. The floating a...
Redmond, WA--Today Microsoft Corporation announced the launch of it's electronic tablet device the xPad. Replete with all the features and functionality that has made Microsoft a synonym for "inferior" the xPad is intended to compete with Apple's wil...
Windows announced today that they are going to be changing their name in order to appeal to a broader audience and widen the market share. Windows hit the market in 1983, and since then has captured the imagination of the world with their software.
"Gay is an offensive word," proclaimed Microsoft and anybody living in Fort Gay and playing on the X box will be banned from further participation. A young X Box freak was playing intensively (how else?) and mentioned the fact that he lived in For...
Microsoft has got itself embroiled in a bitter scandal over the icon for its media player. Icons are the small pictures used to indicate an action that can be performed and are prevalent across all aspects of computing; from the web to desktop ap...
Columbian José Conseco was today left astonished by an apparent bug in the new and fancy Windows 7 operating system, from Microsoft. The bug, detailed Norton Security services, allows users to drag-and-drop the Windows folder into the Recycle Bin. Th...
Following in the footsteps of giants such as Match.com and eHarmony, Microsoft have now ventured into the amorous world of online dating. Coined as Microsoft Match 3.1, the website promises all the usual benefits such as profile matching but with one...
Microsoft is trying to boost its mobile phone sales by developing phones for babies. The new phone, called the Cryphone has been developed so that babies will be able to communicate with their parents far more easily. The phone will use brand new...
Pre-order sales of Microsoft Windows 7, due for release any time now, have soared in recent weeks. Such has been the demand, that on pre-order sales alone, Amazon have announced that it outstripped the previous record holder Harry Potter and the D...
The arrival of the eagerly awaited Windows 7 has been hailed as an instant success. With people queuing not only around the block but also around the clock in expectation of the new release, company chief executives and directors at resellers were...
Computer giant, Microsoft, have finally launched their new operating system, Windows 7. The much anticipated software was launched at PC World in London at midnight today. Geeks from all parts of the city queued for up to five hours to get their...
Microsoft Corporation today announced the imminent release of Windows 8, the follow-up operating system to Windows 7. Features include improved speed provided you upgrade to a higher-performance processor, and a much faster shutdown, known as 'blu...
Googling will soon become Jurassic as Bing Bangs Google into outer "Cyberspace" Bill Gates and his "Bing Machine" has thrown down the gauntlet to Google and their monopoly is now in massive danger. Google will not take this lying down and have...
Software giant Microsoft is today taking entertainer the late George Formby to court. Company spokesman, Mo Zilla said that the company took exception to mr Formby's allegation that windows needs cleaning all the time. In particular, they took exc...
In the wake of the accident at the Microsoft campus where a window cleaner George Payne was rushed to hospital in Redmond, Washington, Microsoft have acquired the copyright of an up-to-date version of George Formby's song "When I'm Cleaning Windows"...
A window cleaner has been rushed to hospital in Redmond, Washington, after being injured while cleaning windows at the Microsoft campus. A hospital spokesman said the cleaner was fortunate in that he fell on a soft area rather than the hard drive...
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