Outer Space - (Bodily Functions Mess): Sympathisers of former NASA astronut Capt Lisa Nowak are the main suspects behind the trashing of the International Space Station's only on-board lavatory according to reports today.
Huston, Texas - Just after one day "Dextre" the Robot was activated by the shuttle crew of the Endeavour, NASA ordered him shutdown. The trouble began when Dextre was asked to deviate from its primary programming to get the crew a cup of co...
Washington DC - (Ballistic Mess): Pentagon top brass are ready to blast into smithereens a rogue military satellite that has lost control and is threatening to smash into New York's Empire State Building.
Under pressure from supporters of the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA), NASA officials announced today that the International Space Station will be outfitted with wider doors, wheelchair ramps and handicapped-enabled restroom facilities.
Cape Canaveral, Florida - (Ass Mess): The US government's space advisor, the National Research Council, has urged NASA to start a search for what it describes as "weird life" to replace disgraced love-tug astronut Captain Lisa Nowak fol...
Outer Space - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The International Space Sation - ISS - may become just another cheap and tacky sex tourism hot spot following reports that zero gravity orgasms far outshine anything achievable on earth.
Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Terrist hackers will soon be able to spy on US military operations over the internet as plans to launch a new cyberspace communications vehicle from the International Space Station were released today.
Orlando, Florida - (Ass Mess): A NASA random search of Lisa Nowak's International Space Station locker found hundreds of bondage pictures featuring the love-tug astronut and her sex threesome partners Colleen Shipman and Commander Bill Old-Feline...
Lackland Air Force Base - (Rioters): Michelle Mantrap, the 38-24-36 USAF drill sergeant demoted for her nude Playboy centerfold pictures, has been invited by NASA to audition for the replacement position formerly occupied by Captain Lisa Nowak, the D...
Cape Canaveral - (Rioters): The high-tech secrets of the recently installed ISS extension have been outed as a simple love shack that NASA's robotic arm operator Captain Lisa Nowak helped to erect last December under a cloak of classified secrecy...
Texarse - (Rioters): International space station cosmanaut Capt Lisa Nowak, a 43 year old US Navy officer, wore only a diaper to avoid detection and the need to take a toilet break during her 1,000 mile drive from Houston to Orlando International Air...
Jesus showed up like a thief in the night aboard the International Space Station and gave surprised astronauts permission to conduct a rare interview .
International Space Station, Orbit Earth - Astronauts this week have been frantically working to convert the remaining areas of the International Space Station into a replica of the famous US eatery, the International House of Pancakes (IHOP).
HOUSTON - Ground controllers for the International Space Station said today that, due to a failure of primary, secondary and tertiary control systems, the entire space station was now being controlled by a Mattel "See-N-Say" toy. The two c...
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