Outer Space - (Bodily Functions Mess): Sympathisers of former NASA astronut Capt Lisa Nowak are the main suspects behind the trashing of the International Space Station's only on-board lavatory according to reports today.
The loo stopped working three days ago after alleged sabotage in the system's 'blue-ice' pumping mechanism causing untold agony among the 12-man/woman crew.
"Yep, they've had to resort to diapers once again," a NASA source commented.
"We think somebody deliberately blocked up the gubbins with discarded tampons, coke-wraps and spliff roaches," the source added, graphically.
Nowak, 39, famously trashed an ISS love-rival's home and stalked her to a terrifying Florida car-lot duel after finding out she'd been two-timed by her space station lover Commander Oldfeline.
A plumbing team is being despatched on the next available Shuttle mission according to NASA HQ.
