The European Human Rights Commission of Den Hague, Netherlands issued a subpoena for the arrest of Omar al-Bashir, the President of Sudan for gross human rights violations and genocide, the first subpoena ever for a head of state (true). Reactin...
Controversial Canadian human rights lawyer Richard Warman sparked more furore last night when he announced he was suing himself. In a press statement, Warman said that he had come to realise that his attempts to stop people like conspiracy theoris...
Washington, D.C. - Overly concerned that no one in Washington, D.C. will be attending the anti-inauguration ball his was planning to throw for Barack Obama, just because of his recent confession on national TV of using torture to solicit information...
Brussels, Belgium - The European Commission has issued its much-anticipated guidelines regulating the health and safety of transporting illegal immigrants into the EU and between member countries. EC spokesperson, Noah Passaporta explained the...
Human rights watchdog group Human Rights International countered the violations of rights by Russia and Gerogia in their recent war with a particularly scathing letter to the UN. The letter, which was almost seven pages long, contained several words...
Contrary to popular belief, it is a fact. 30 years ago, many Chinese died of starvation, did not have a roof over their head…Not anymore now. Are these the basic human rights? Why you're lied to. The media wants to create controversy to sell their stuffs. The politician wants to establish common enemy, so you ignore more important problems that they cannot fix. The offense companies...
In a stunning breakthrough, UK scientists have shown that Olympic Medals have curious properties when collected in large batches. Effects include the disappearance of Human Rights Issues and the ability to cause depression in Australians. "We look...
The Spanish parliament today announced new human-like rights for the great ape. Many animal rights groups have been greatly disappointed at the announcement, however, saying it doesn't go far enough.
The United States Congress is demanding that Mexico exceed the miserable job its own country has done in the protection of human rights. The US Congress is threatening to withhold funds from a US grant for drug intervention if Mexico can't stop A...
There are far too many people living in China, the Chinese government is too powerful, and the country is threatening to take over the whole world, say its enemies.
BEIJING, CHINA - China has come down hard on the US, claiming that the superpower continues to commit brutal global human rights violations, all while the international community stands idly by.
GUANGZHOU, CHINA - In an effort to bolster its abysmal human rights record and clean up its image, China is set to put more than 200 of its executioners to death.
Catholic homophobes and woman-haters were thrilled with conservative columnist Kathleen Parker's tribute to Pope Benedict's willingness to baptize Muslims and his insistence that though Jesus' may have had a point that love covers a multi...
The Olympic Games, scheduled to take place in Beijing in June, could face a last-minute switch to Tibet, if sources inside the romantic fantasy mountain kingdom are to be believed.
China is to take unprecedented military action in an attempt to protect the Olympic Torch Flame (OTF) in Tibet, by mobilising its Terracotta Army for the first time in more than 2000 years.
I remember being a 14 year old schoolboy and getting a visit by the local Amnesty International group during a Maths class. At the time I thought it was a welcome relief from trigonometry but after the fifth picture of someone being tortured it wasn't relief that I felt but an unshaken feeling that the world is truly one large cesspit. My c...
The US State Department no longer considers China one of the world's worst human rights offenders and has dropped the country from its "Top Ten" list leaving one spot vacant. In an unprecedented move the government agency added the Unit...
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