Springfield, Idaho - Vern Kashinsky held the gas pump handle patiently until it reached $19.91, then released and held a few times so that it would end on exactly $20. He then shook the nozzle while it was still in his gas tank access port three time...
Washington DC - The Rhind Corporation, according to it's spokesman Dr. Artfay, was awarded a 3.3 billion dollar grant to develop a prototype corn-gas powered car. The car is sustainable and is fueled by natural gas. The gas is renewable, and need n...
In a startling, but very welcome, disclosure the OPEC countries have announced that from now on, they will give away raw petroleum and deliver it free to refineries. This should ensure that full prices at the pump will fall to historic lows in a v...
The "chatter" amongst conspiracy theorists through the internet has quadrupled in activity in the last 24 hours as the fact that "Swine Flu", the disease crippling mankind, is an anagram of "Fuel Wins", leading the theorists to the only sensible conc...
Chancellor of the exchequer, Alastair Darling, in an amazing bit of political stuff has whacked 2p on petrol but that's not the half of it. Speaking from his £1,500,000 a week penthouse, paid for by expenses, he told The Spoof.com: "Times is ti...
BP, one of the founders of Kuwait and numerous other postcolonial prowestern oil whores seems to be going green and rather fishy. So many British drivers are turning to the processed cooking oil as their fuel of choice that BP has been seeking merger...
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With gasoline prices once again below the two dollar per gallon mark across the United States, plans for a cola powered car have been abandoned. When gas prices were above four dollars a gallon, American consumers complained, w...
News comes today of the Government's new multi-million pound advertising campaign aimed at reducing the risks of what it says is "improper use of petrol". The recent reduction in the price of petrol at the pump has been welcomed by those on the fo...
It appears the recent surge in gas prices have not only diminished people's checking accounts, but their personalities as well. People are increasingly becoming more selfish with their money, and in particular, their cars. My best friend of 10 yea...
Trouble was narrowly averted early yesterday morning in a Neasden 24 hour garage. The incident began at shortly after six am, when a scruffy looking woman who looked like she'd never clapped eyes on a bar of soap in her life started to dither at the...
The price of a barrel of oil is falling so fast that to keep their oil wells pumping, Saudi Arabian oil ministers have hastily created a plan to pay motorists at the pump. Soon, when you go to get gas, you'll stick in your ATM and fill that up as w...
Bunny Ranch, Reno, NV - Economic hard times have hit almost every sector of American life including the brothels of Nevada. So the working ladies of the famous Bunny Ranch brothel outside of Reno, Nevada are touting the Republican slogan that fits th...
Both Charley Boorman and Ewan MacGregor have been blamed for the shortage and high price of fuel in the world, according to a new report out today. Not to mention the practice and testing, 3 guzzling motorbikes; 3 Jeeps; numerous trucks; plane ri...
Americans strained by the price of gas have begun to finally turn away from the gigantic, gas gorging SUV. Economy cars are the new means of transportation for the US commuter. What will become of the fuel foolish phenomenon? In a kind of sad ser...
The recent spikes in gas prices have hurt everyone from small businesses to nine-to-fivers in terms of transportation. While gas prices haven't hurt convicted arsonist Tim Harris' mobility, he has been affected in other ways. "Sadly, I just can...
Another major representative organisation in the UK has stepped forward to slam both British Gas and the Government for the recent hike in the price of gas. It has written a very strongly-worded letter to both Prime Minister Gordon Brown and the Chie...
Cash-strapped wannabe martyrs who want to claim their bounty of 72 virgins, can now go ahead and make their plans to strike at any moment - thanks to greedy supermarkets such as Stainsbury's, Tosscos, Masda's and Dorrison's.
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